Weird Sentences To Say Novels & Stories

The thought of green poop disgusts me on levels I didn't know existed. I'm starting to say meaningless things now, sorry. I'd have erased everything I just typed out, but you need to understand the kind of girl you're talking to. I'm what you'd term, a weirdo. I can act normal, but once I'm comfortable enough with you, then, lets just say, if you're not into anything "extra," I'd prolly freak you out.

What are you going to say to him? Umm, hi, Jeffrey, I just - no, this makes it sound like he is a stranger. Look, Jeffrey, about - no, I can't speak like that. Jeffrey, I have something to tell you - no, it sounds like I am a mother. Ummm, I am sorry Jeffrey - no, it's too straightforward. I - Make up your mind! Did I sigh, Why so stringy? Am not!!!! You're just taking forever! Well, then, why don't you find something for me to say, then???

The only words that ended up falling out of my mouth were, “Hi, you look like a dessert tray, and I would like to eat you up, can I?”, she understandably replied with, “Jerk!”, and scurried off, probably to report me, as she should. I just can’t seem to string a proper sentence together when it comes to the opposite sex, I may just be broken.

aapako vahee karana chaahie jo main kahata hoon( you should do what I say) No.3. aapako kahana chaahie ki main is duniya kee sabase khoobasoorat ladakee hoon( you should say I m the beautiful girl in this world) Total rubbish...... Advik said God knows best you are a totally strange person shakti said Ssshhhhh........he slightly bent down and crooked his face and kissed on my cheek 😳 The way he did I felt butterflies flying in my waist..... I felt nervous and shy

A wide smile had stretched across my face, bubbling inside me. A quiet, satisfied breath slipped past my lips as I leaned back slowly. One last move. I leaned forward again, typing slower now, carefully. Me: and… if i act weird tomorrow Me: like try to take it back or something Me: don’t listen to me, I'm too much of a wimp to say all these🤦🙈 I swallowed, then finished it up. Me: I mean everything I said tonight though. Every word. I stared at the screen for a second longer but no reply came till a minute later.

Words/phrases and their meaning: * Wahala: trouble/problem * I dey tell you: honestly * This girl no gree free me: she won't let me be * Person wey wan loss before, them never loss already: whoever that should've gotten lost, would already be lost * But you dey sha show up on Matriculation day: you're showing up on Matriculation day, right? * I no sure like that: I'm not so sure

“So, Damien, can I really get it for relief? I have had this weird pain in the back of my neck for some time now… nothing seems to be working well enough. Maybe your products could help?” “Pain relief?’ I repeated, dropping my voice into that neutral tone I used in my meetings with the gang. “Sure. I have the perfect product for that. All you need to do is press the right buttons, and I guarantee you’ll get teleported to another universe for a couple of minutes.” “Huh…that sounds excellent,” James added, after swallowing a mouthful of food. “Maybe all of us should get some. There’s this old woman where I live, she’s always complaining about some pain or another. Your products could help.”

“How are you feeling?” “I.. I don’t know. Weird… different!”. I tried so vaguely to explain, not really understanding it myself. I took in a deep inhale of breath, and my senses caught a strong whiff of the fresh, warm blood only inches away from me and my stomach erupted with a loud rumble.

I typed the message out, but soon I realized that it looked pretty bad. How could I ever ask a woman to treat me to a meal? Hence, I deleted the message and drafted it all over again. "You're welcome," I texted. "Are you free tomorrow?" Would this text seem too straightforward? Gah! No way! I had to delete it! Seriously, I didn't know what to say! In the end, I just responded, "It's getting late. You should rest soon. Good night." Maybe I should take things slow. How could I possibly invite Kyrie out for a meal? What if she thought of me as a flirtatious man?

I quickly leave ______ High school a place for the weird and unweird, funny thing is I'm the weirdest here, I only got one friend and that happens to be my bestie, and I love her so much, but sometimes I feel if she gets to know the real me that she'd think am a freak and leave or she'll tell the authorities or even if she happens to accept me, I'd feel like her pet cause come on am practically an animal, my thought gets interrupted by a loud horn