Weird Sayings Mga Nobela at Kwento

weird guy : I seen so many people like you me : I too seen so many people but never seen such a weird person like you weird guy : whom you called weird do you know who iam me : if you only don't know about yourself how can I know about you so sad I pity you weird guy : I hate people like you me : do you think I love you weird guy : who knows me : may be in your dreams I will become nun instead of loving someone like you weird guy : very great I may love a monkey better than loving someone like you me : yeah it's right only monkey can handle your weird behaviour you both will be made for eachother weird guy : you are such a arrogant the one unlucky fellow who will marry you will elope with hi

asked Isaac. "You ever hear the one where the werewolf and the vampire walk into a bar?" Deep belly laughter bubbled out of her. Luke and Wynona grinned, clearly fans of dumb jokes. "Haha," said Phoebe trying not to smile. "I told you I'm not a vampire!" "I know, but come on," said Ruthie. "That would be hilarious! I suppose I could say 'werewolf and mermaid' but it just doesn't sound right." "Man, you guys are seriously weird," snorted Luke.

I wondered why people followed these types of menacing creatures, but as I always said, "Evil was always growing." "Don't tell me nothing. This is why I always tell that stupid manager of yours, to stop bringing stupid elderlies like you here at the Cafe. It's just so stupid." She pronounced the 'stupid' like 'stew-paied', or something like that. "Yo' so old!"

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

I asked Bryan, taking a seat behind him. That never happens. " Weird indeed. Seems like he had a run in with his wife this morning", he joked and laughed about it. I laughed too, but not as much as I would have if I had not been married to Hazel. There was an African saying that when a bag of bones is mentioned, an old woman would not join the skit - literally, she is a bag of bones; except for exceptionally obese ones which on the contrary isn't so good considering the possibilities of heart diseases and heart failures: but that was by the way.

he muttered, almost to himself. The word should’ve stung. It didn’t. The way he said it wasn’t cruel it was bemused, almost fond. Like he was turning the idea over in his head, trying to decide whether weird was a dealbreaker or something he could live with. Like maybe, just maybe, he was trying to figure me out too. I decided to push back. Humor was my only reliable weapon in situations like this. “Weird is just another word for interesting,” I said, forcing a grin I didn’t feel. “You’re welcome.”

he continued, his voice now a conspiratorial whisper, "there's a legend that says if you find a four-leaf clover, you'll have good luck forever? I've spent countless hours searching for one, but they're rarer than you'd think!" Sebastian's tales of randomness flowed effortlessly, each anecdote a stepping stone away from the precipice of my anxieties. He regaled me with stories of peculiar cloud shapes that looked like mythical creatures, of quirky animal behaviors he'd observed during his childhood, and of the sheer absurdity of finding faces in everyday objects. It was as though he were constructing a whimsical tapestry of the mundane, weaving it into an enchanting distraction from the inex

Josh said. "Hah! You look like an alien's booger with a side dish of humiliation!" Cryx retorted. "So what? Alien's aren't even real. You're a tapeworm's bacteria, eew! Disgusting!" "Argh! F*ck, you look like a pig's hairy pit with gross and smelly sweats all over!" Eew. What the fish are they even saying? Hairy arm pits? What? Are they talking in some kind of language that only they can understand?

“Huh? What do you mean by that?” Oliver questioned him as he didn’t really get what it was had said. On the contrary, even if Oliver asked those questions to the man who said those words, he didn’t give any response towards the question of Oliver. Instead, he just let out a small smile that creep out Oliver. “ What a weird person you are.” “If there is a word person between the two of us, it would be you.” And so they had this small talk about the information that Oliver knew.

Yes_you_suck YES, SAY THAT AGAIN AND IMMA COME TO YOUR HOUSE THIS MINUTE TO HIT YOU WITH MY BAT. Cereal_killer DAMN! SORRY THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT. NOE4LIFE! THERE! Will_the_devil WOW! YOU ALL ARE SO WEIRD. I_pooped WELCOME TO THE LIFE OF COMMONERS, MR. ASSHAT PRINCE. Will_the_devil I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF HALF OF THE WORDS YOU GUYS USE. WHAT'S 'ASSHAT' AND 'NOE' AND 'ZOE?'