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I am a badass.. She's like a cotton candy. I am the leader of the gang.. She's like just a baby. I am a jerk.. She's kind and friendly.. We had a different path to take. Mine, are so wide, her are too narrow. We live in the same planet, but it's hard to be collided. It's hard to accept but fuck dude she touched my whole system without her knowing it. And fuck me for admitting it, but for the first time in history.. I am falling hard and... She's... my first love...

Daddy brought me to Aunt Jenny’s party. As I was eating a piece of cake, I tasted a cherry between the layers and hurriedly spat it out. Once, I broke out in rashes after eating a cherry and nearly died, so I was deeply traumatized by that flavor even as a young child. However, Aunt Jenny looked heartbroken. “I hid a cherry in the cake as a little surprise, just like it’s good luck to get a bay leaf in a pie. How could you be so rude, Kenny?” Daddy did not even let me explain. He chased me out in the yard and made me stand there as punishment. Mommy said it had been more than a hundred degrees out lately, so she told me to stay home and not go out to play. Now I knew just how hot 104 degrees could be! My body was all itchy, too. I was finding it hard to breathe. I wanted to ask Daddy to forgive me, but he refused to open the door no matter how hard I knocked. He glanced at me coldly through the floor-to-ceiling window. He was not going to let me back in.

All it took was one glance for billionaire Jackson to experience a burning love unlike anything he’d thought possible. The hunky fireman had no doubt the pretty bridesmaid was meant to be his, but Jackson had to wait eleven long months to claim Kate. Jackson kept close tabs on the young beauty, counting down the days until he could claim her. But when a natural disaster struck, and he was forced to miss her birthday, he returned more determined than ever.

When my daughter, Ruth Jensen, says for the tenth time that she wants a different mother, I don't get angry. I just calmly ask her who she wants instead. She blurts, "Vivian." She means Vivian Green, her tutor… and also the woman my husband has never been able to forget. At Ruth's birthday party that day, she even openly thanks Vivian, saying Vivian takes care of her like a mother. Looking at Ruth's young, innocent face, I finally understand that she doesn't like me. So, I stop caring for her and my husband the way I used to. Instead, I turn around and join a classified national project. Rather than wasting time on people who aren't worth it, I'd be better off serving my country!

Diary's holds and entails our secrets, emotions and adventures. It's our paper self. Our best bud and the closest thing we run to during our dark day's. Well this is an interesting and not to miss diary of a young she wolf. It entails her emotions, adventures and tough survival. Well mind you. It ain't an all merry adventure!. ** Caroline, a young she wolf greatly loathed and despised by her pack for failing to meet their expectations finally encounters her Alpha mate. Alpha over another neighboring pack and the only Werewolf who genuinely loves her. She believed her life attained a positive U turn. Unknown to her she's only awakening to it's cruel reality. Find out her rocky adventures within this new pack. Her battle and strive for survival. Find how she learns the hard way that not all who are friends cherish her but only sought her death. Unconver how she learns not all that glitters are gold. Also unconver her survival over enemies from her and her mate's past. Enemies from her secretive birth who sought her dead and how evils she believed to have abandoned within her previous pack unexpectedly sought her and wish to ruin her supposed perfect life. Uncover tough adventure of this omega to luna she wolf and her untold victory or failure.

In a world the humans Are slaves to the werewolves. Kelly is A ruthless Queen, a young lady who wears her armor in her daily life, sleeps with dagger under her pillow, what she is really scared of? When Alpha Sebastian got captured by Kelly's men, he was curious about meeting the Werewolves' hunter, to kill her before she captures his pack. But Now after Sebastian met her, he wants more, he wants her. Kelly the last daughter of King William, after her family died in a tragic accident, she became a newborn werewolf who swore to take revenge on the person he destroyed her life, who turned her into a monster, the person who calls her, his mate, Alpha Felix, King of the wolves.

Vanez Amelia is a young rebel. At her minor age, she began to realize the reality of her life. She's living with her father in the mansion with it's new family . She never liked the woman he married again including her stepsiblings. She hates her life even more. She feel unloved and unappreciated. She knew from the very start that everyone around her saying behind her back that she's a burdensome, a bitch and all. So she totally erased the good girl she used to be. Until she entered Clinton High and there, she met Yukenzo Cabrera, the SSG president of the campus. She hates him being a meddler and he dislikes her for being a bad girl. Is there a chance their world unite despise the gap and their opposite beliefs in life? Can he waver her? Can he change her?

Lana Harris has worked her entire life to inherit her father's company. She's been described as a loveless, workaholic ice queen with no life... But when a handsome new coworker catches her eye a fire is ignited inside her that has been lying dormant for some time. As her love life is heating up, so is her career. Her cold father makes her an offer she can't refuse, that is if she wants to become CEO. Will her father's proposal tear apart her newfound love and make Lana choose, the man of her dreams or everything she's ever worked for? ...

Yasmin, my so-called best friend, got scammed out of fifty grand by some loser using an AI deepfake of me. She was on her knees in public, sobbing about how that money was all she had. Begging me — in front of everyone — to pay her back. Said I made "easy money" as an influencer. The whole internet tried to guilt-trip me into paying her back. Even Zack, my own brother, joined in. Called her pitiful and said I owed it to her. I smirked. You think you can use me to get rich? Not. A. Chance.

Kezia Chloe Villanueva smart, pretty, brave and talented. she's a princess of Villanueva clan. Iniingatan at Inaalagaan. Over protective sa kanya ang nag-iisang kapatid na si Lucas at ang tatlo nitong pinsan. Pati na rin ang dalawa niyang kababata. Minsan na rin siyang napag-kamalan na tomboy dahil lagi niyang nakakasama ang mga ito. Minsan din ay napapaaway siya dahil sa mga girlfriends ng kanyang pinsan at kababata dahil sa selos o kung hindi naman napag-kakamalan siya na isa sa mga Girlfriend ng mga ito. Her life was going happily, Until one day the person she didn't expect came back. The person she forgot, The person she cried, The person who left her without knowing the reason, Left without even saying goodbye. And also one of her childhood friend. Will she be able to face it again? Especially now, that they live in the same house?