Baby-in-Law
Before we went to meet my boyfriend's parents, he swore to me and said, "Don't worry, my mom is easy to get along with. She's just a little naive."
I believed him and showed up with gifts. The moment the door opened, I froze in the entryway.
My future mother-in-law was wearing a pale pink baby onesie!
My eyes nearly popped out, but my boyfriend simply laughed. "It's just my mom's hobby. Don't let it bother you too much."
I took a deep breath and offered her my gifts. "Hello, ma'am. It's so nice to meet you. These are just some gifts..."
But before I could finish, my boyfriend's mother's eyes suddenly turned red, and she began to whimper. "Why are you calling me ma'am? I'm just a baby!"