The Niece Who Nuked My Figures
When I return to my hometown for the holidays, my brother-in-law, Tyler Atwood, has completely forgotten to hide his latest social media post from me.
"Ugh, Arlene is really vain! Her room is filled with useless things like figurines and dolls! They are such an eyesore!
"My daughter wants to play with them, and yet Arlene claims that those figurines are limited-edition. Since she refuses to let Celeste play with them, she can forget about keeping them!"
Tyler even starts chatting with the commenters in the comment section.
"Once we're done with Christmas dinner, I'll lock the door and let Celeste smash everything she sees there. If they break, I'll just claim that Celeste doesn't know any better. What, is Arlene going to take what a five-year-old does seriously?
"When the time comes, I'll just guilt-trip her and cry even louder. Let's see who my in-laws will help by then!"
As soon as I park the car in the courtyard, I hear loud smashing noises coming from the second floor.
My niece, Celeste Atwood, screams excitedly at the top of her lungs. "That meanie's things are all dead now! I'm going to break them all!"
That's when Tyler welcomes me at the door with a fake smile plastered on his face.
"You're back, Arlene! Celeste is helping you clean your room at the moment. She really is a nice kid. She knows that you like things clean, so she insists on cleaning your room for you."