CEO Vampire & His Secretary
He pulled his leg free as if stuck in paint, grumbling:
"Blasted tight frame… always gives me a cramp in the knee…"
He stepped out of the painting, landing on the floor. But his left arm detached from his shoulder and fell onto the rug.
"Oh no… not again," he grumbled, staring at his own arm like it was a misplaced shoe.
Ignatius burst out laughing. The man bent down, picked up his arm, dusted it off, and simply reattached it to his shoulder.
"There. Good as new," he said, satisfied.