Wilbur X Quackity Novels & Stories

I said to him with a smile. His expression softened when he looked at me. "You want to?" "I think it could be fun." He sighed. "Fine." Evelyn clapped her hands once. "Excellent." Mrs. Wilson shook her head. "I haven't seen anyone look so pleased with themselves in years." The first game was a simple question-and-answer challenge designed to see how well couples knew each other. We were given cards and told to write our answers separately before revealing them. Evelyn volunteered to keep score.

I_pooped OH, PLEASE, I WILL DO WHATEVER I NEED TO, IN OREDER TO EDUCATE WILLY. Cereal_killer WE ARE HAVING BREAKFAST, FOR GOD'S SAKE! Noah's wifey THIS CONVERSATION DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE. I_pooped SO, WILLY...TELL ME. DID YOUR MOM EVER GIVE YOU THE TALK? Quinn_beach OMG, HAHAHAHA, CHARLIE TRIPPED OVER A FORK TOO. Cereal_killer OH MAN, THIS IS TOO FUNNY. Will_the_devil

His voice comes out, low and mocking, “Or should I say…” “…last night’s main attraction?”

I heard a soft chuckle from Wilbur, which made me gave him a questioning look. “Pardon me, Sire. I am just happy to hear you harbouring feelings towards somebody, anybody to be exact. It really shows that you are a normal person just like us. Well, you are probably a NORMAL person too, but with a crown over his head.” Wilbur started talking. I’ll know when he started his chatting, his hands would start to move, gesturing this and that. His chattering wasn’t entirely empty, though. Behind that seemingly cheerful façade, he is a one witty person. “If your love is someone that you wanted to be with for the rest of your life, you should make her your queen. She is a noble too, isn’t she?”

"Sir..." Wilbur was reluctant as he stood still. Zac was irritated as he pulled a retractable baton stick out of his wheelchair and hit Wilbur. "If you don't get the f*ck out of here, never come again!" Wilbur got scared. He lowered his head and walked out. Horrified by the scene, Olivia tugged the hem of Zac's top. "Zac, what's with the four years that Wilbur said? Is there something you're not telling me?"

Jack have a not so subtle cough, letting Jill know he was back in the room. "Jack!" Jill screeched. She stopped singing immediately. Her cheeks turned red. She was highly embarrassed. How long had Jack been inside the room? She turned the water off and reached for her towel. She wrapped the towel around her body and poked her head from behind the curtain. "Jack, how long have you been here?" Jill quizzed Jack. Jack smiled back at her, "Just long enough." Jill could die she was so embarrassed, "Can you give me a minute to get out and get dressed please?"

With that, Wilbur prepared to leave. However, Eugenie suddenly stopped him. "Uncle Wilbur, wait. You haven't told me who Rory is. Besides, I'm genuinely curious about your hypnotic skills." Wilbur looked at her and said, "Haven't you been researching Necro Poison recently? Are you done?"

Her eyes were filled with hatred and determination as she said, "I have nothing more to say to you." Startled, Wilbur hurriedly dodged away, yet still ended up with a scratch on his forehead, drawing a thin line of blood. At the same time, a faint dripping sound could be heard, accompanied by a slight unpleasant odor. I glanced over at his crotch area, shocked to find that he actually wetted himself out of fear. Wilbur had the nerve to cheat, yet lacked the courage to face the consequences.

“Oh! Wow! Ichabod is really an angel right? You gonna tell me everything tomorrow.” “Something happened Vi.” “Something happened? Oh my God! Did Michael do something stupid again?” “No no.” Harmony replied nervously. “Okay, so what happened?” She sighed. “Oh God! It was really bad.” She replied. “Okay, now you scaring me. Who was it?” Harmony took a sharp breath. “It was Ichabod.” Vivian burst into laughter, “oh my god! I knew you hired him for a reason! So you actually took a bite off the white man’s banana right?” She giggled.

Frankly, part of me still wishes he would drop dead right now. But considering that Lydia had raised me for so many years, I couldn't help but warn her. "Mrs. Quirrel, have those pills been tested? Adrian is already in a fragile state. If he takes unknown drugs with potentially harmful ingredients, it could worsen his condition." His eyes fluttered open weakly at the sound of my voice. "Keep your mouth shut, and mind your own business. This is a traditional remedy Emily specially obtained for me. These pills will cure me. What are you trying to stir up this time? Don't act like you're some saint."