Worst Book Titles Novels & Stories

It fell to the floor, landing face up to reveal the title: "The Dark History of the Maximillian Kingdom." My heart immediately started pounding when I saw the name on the cover. Shit! Why was a book like this in the library?

we enjoyed each other's company. The first year went on like that and I published my first book TIMELESS... then the second book was published the following year. During my 3rd year I started writing my book.. my real life story.. about the shit my father put me through. That one was hard to title. Hence I was still writing it even today under the title UNTITLED

Cinderella POV. I got dressed as Pauly told me to, and the traitor went over to Lilith, what does he even see in Lilith, she's evil! He keeps saying don't judge a book by its title, but has he seen my books, the title says it all! I have a freaking story that's called Insomnia story, it's only been called that since I wrote it when I couldn't sleep at night, see the title says it all, and Lilith is bad news.

Fine, I was lying to myself. Well, I could try his strategy, which was obviously going to cost a lot of money. Changing the covers wasn’t a little task; the books were already printed. “What could the new title be?” I had gone through a lot of difficulties coming up with the title ‘Under The Sunset With Mr. Right,’ and honestly, I couldn’t come up with something else that could match the content of my book. “The illusion of happily ever after,” Liam stated, and I frowned at him; he really was trying to rub this in my face that everything I wrote was just my illusion and not a reality.

My hand drifts toward one of the volumes. The title alone makes me draw back. The History of Witches and Warlocks. I nearly drop it. Such books are forbidden within these walls, condemned as dangerous, heretical. Even Father, stern though he was, would never have permitted one in his library. How then is it here, in the attic, with others like it? For when I look again, I see more titles lined along the shelf and strewn upon the table. The Book of Spells and Witchcraft. Witches and Courts: The Battle. Battle of Magic. Witches and Their Origin.

he asked, taking another sip of his coffee. "A book," was her dry reply, without even looking up. Nic gritted his teeth. "I'm aware of that. What's the title?" he asked, with less patience than before. "How to kill someone you don't like in two days." Nic had to laugh on the inside. She really was a funny piece of work. She still had yet to learn her manners, but she would. He would be damn sure of that. He walked over to her and snatched the book from her hands. Before she could protest, he read the title to himself. '100 Greatest Love Poems of All Time'. He handed the book back to her and walked to the bar area and sipped some more of his coffee.

She said moving to the other side of the library. I came across different books about werewolves, witches, Lycans, vampires and even hybrids and many more I had no idea existed like the fairies and fox shapeshifters. Although I wanted to read them all now I knew it wasn't possible so I picked out a book that was titled ‘THE FEUD BETWEEN TWO WORLDS’ this was written in big bold engraved like the font on the hard black cover then there was another title underneath ‘THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES’

Never in my entire life will I be caught by a book. I picked the book entitled Règles and put it in the corner of the table. The titles say that I won't be happy if I read it. I decided to start reading the book entitled Château, it looks trouble-free, I slowly opened the book and closed it again. I changed my mind, I put it in the corner together with the book Règles. I really hate books! I stare at the book for how many minutes and for the first time, something got my attention, a book got my attention! It is a book without a title but there is a mark on it, a wany crescent, the Cravens mark.

I felt heat start to pool low and a blush start to crawl up my neck. "About his ability to make himself everyone's problem." "Well, that tracks. At least from the little bit I've known him." She leaned closer to Rowan's section and started reading the titles off like she was browsing a bookstore. The books were a chaotic mix, some genuinely useful, others questionably so, but all jammed together in no particular order. She pointed to the first spine, reading it outloud, her voice dripping with judgement. "How to Win and Argument Without Throwing a Punch."

It seemed like everyone knew I wasn't in the mood to be bothered, so she peeks her head in before walking over to hand me a book. "What To Expect, When You Are Expecting," was the title of the book. I smile brightly and she bows before exiting. It said it was the #4 best selling pregnancy book so I began reading it right away while enjoying my taco. ************* Bahm "They called her a fúcking whore Bahm!" "I know Kris, you said that part already." "What was I suppose to do Bahm? Do you really think I handled it wrong too!"