Wows Funny Novels & Stories

*So, you’re a WW too? “If WW means werewolf, then yes of course. So is my mom”. Angel was still smiling at me. I wonder if her cheeks hurt. This girl had crazy energy.

the time". Fuck, I hate myself...I don't want to talk about this shit! I want to talk about how cows moo and all that fucking shit. I wanted ice cream but the doctor said I wasn't allowed to eat it. How did Dumbledor even grow that long ass beard that's as long as the Mississippi river? Why is there such song as "What does the Fox say?" when obviously, the fox says "meow"?" I cry. Maddox laughs, "What's so funny? Do I look like a clown to you? I'm fucking crying and all you're doing is being an ungrateful husband to me!"

“You ever heard of wolves?” He laughed in such a loud way that people turned to look at us. “Wolves? You mean, like the animals? Yeah, who hasn’t heard of wolves. An invasive species if I could say it myself.” Great. Another human. Just another stupid, foolish human. “You’re funny,” I said through a forced laugh.

I wrote furiously. I needed to get the information out as soon as possible. The Warriors needed the information. "Rogues are behind Trail Maps! There were 10 or more on the trail. Selling girls to guy named STAN Stan didn't want to come for one girl without a wolf Bosses = Jerk and Twit - I can identify them! Others are Messenger (kicked him - he hit me with shoe), Dumb (slashed him deep), Dirty (bit his dick - slashed him) - I can identify them!!!"

"Hmmm, very FUNNY. For me to protect miss Celine from you is hilarious." "That's sarcastic, 'ya know?" "Your life itself is the definition of sarcasm, young master." Locking his jaws, Wonwoo took a sip on his water without backing his stare on Minghao down. There are only three reasons for Wonwoo to get annoyed: the Yoon siblings, getting bored and slow internet connection. Yet now, he thinks he'll add one more person on his lists.

“Yeah, I punish her mother at least twice a day and a mate’s punishment doesn’t seem to work.” Marcella and Wesley share a look of shock. “Dad made a joke, Dad made a sex joke, Marcella calls her mate 'Snookums', Dad is agreeing with Lucy, Marcella beat the shit out of three she-wolves, and Evander is standing up to Bridget,” Wesley looks around. “You all get the world is coming to an end.” Mark and Victor laugh. “I think we can do without the Three Stooges,” Dad is amused, but serious at the same time. “You three are dismissed.”

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Ossey took a handful and looked over at me. "You don't like it?" "I don't hate it..." "Would you rather the Powerpuff Girls?" He asks chuckling, "they're pretty badass," he adds which sounded way better than it should have with his accent. Two hours of bingeing tv shows had left me couch sore. Oswald stretched and flexxed his muscles a bit and I rolled my eyes at him. "What?" He questions with a grin. "Showoff." "I'm really not,"he chuckles, "time for that walk you said you'd like?"

asked Isaac. "You ever hear the one where the werewolf and the vampire walk into a bar?" Deep belly laughter bubbled out of her. Luke and Wynona grinned, clearly fans of dumb jokes. "Haha," said Phoebe trying not to smile. "I told you I'm not a vampire!" "I know, but come on," said Ruthie. "That would be hilarious! I suppose I could say 'werewolf and mermaid' but it just doesn't sound right." "Man, you guys are seriously weird," snorted Luke.

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