Wows Funny Novels & Stories

OF: There are so many OF: F*ck OF: Uncontrollable OF: They are bursting OF: Mia, hold me back MC: No OF: UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU Ash: I'm not doing this Ash: Hell, no OF: Ashybear OF: Oh no, this is so f*cking cute they are gonna burst again UWU OF: I almost like it as much as Mob BOSS Ash, and MOB boss Ash is still high up there, but... OF: Mob UWU Boss UWU Ashybear UWU ojo SL: I didn't think adding the two of you would be so entertaining, but then again, Olivia did piss in one of her precious adopters' car

They were too worried about what was going to happen in two hours, because they all just glared at me. I put my hands up in defeat and slowly stepped back a few steps. “Ok, ok… I was just thinking, you know, a last hoorah before whatever happens, happens.” I said. They didn’t think it was too funny but Rowen busted out laughing earning himself glares from the three Witches as well. I looked at him, and he was wiping tears from his eyes, he thought it was hilarious apparently. “Jesus, can’t even hold a straight face when a serious tag team is involved.” I howled to my brother.

The Blackwoods couldn’t take a step without whispers chasing them down. Leah sent me screenshots all day, her laughter bubbling through her messages. Leah: They’re imploding. You’ve outdone yourself. I smirked, typing back only: This is just the beginning.

Tobias started laughing at me and both Hunji and I gave him a puzzled look, wondering what he found funny, “She wants you to take a look at something?” Tobias waggled his eyebrows at me. “Grow the fuck up Tobias!” Hunji scolded him. I think after the last two weeks Hunji had really had enough of Tobias and his jokes or innuendos and he was losing patience with the Bear shifter fast.

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He was quite fit for his age and looked younger. "Everyone of Dumble Dock, we have brought you terrible news," he spoke loudly staring at us above the stage. My eyes widen frighteningly like I was stabbed in the heart with a knife, and I looked around me petrified. Everyone stared at Bazaar alarmed and very curious to know what the news was about. Everyone soon began to panic shouting that they were all dead and the werewolves had won. "Calm down everyone! calm down!" Bazaar shouted. We all did, but still, I could feel my heart racing within my chest and my best friend's hand clutching mine tightly with great worries.

They felt that they had heard the funniest joke. "You're a good man. You've successfully amused me." Boss Zheng sneered. Wu Xiaowei laughed so hard that her waist twisted. She was even happier than during the Spring Festival. Wu Li was also grinning from ear to ear. She twisted her hips and walked in front of Zhou Tian. She said, "You're making me crazy. Alright, alright. Stop making a fuss here. Hurry home and take your medicine." "If I remember correctly, the commission for selling a ten-million-yuan villa is more than a hundred thousand, right?"

“We’re Demons now. Your president just gave you an order.” I laughed as the men all began to take off their clothes. Twenty big, badass bikers all turned into fucking pussies as they stripped naked, tossing aside their weapons. “Disgusting,” Ford said. “Looks like a bunch of fucking hairy bears.” “Yeah, but bears with terminal cancer,” Dow joked. “Look at them, hairy and fucking patchy.” “And a bunch of tiny little cocks,” Spoil added, grinning. I turned away from the show, not interested anymore. I headed over to the bar and found a towel. I stripped off my jacket and shirt, tossing them aside, and wiped the blood from my face.

I defeat my opponent hands tied behind my back. In geek land, that's code word for effortlessly. "And the new queen of chugging, Amelia Hart!!!!! Give it up for Amy! Amy!!" Someone screams and the crowd goes wild again with the chants. Oh my God, I should do this more often. "Can I come down please? I have to pee!" I yell, maybe too loudly because people laugh, but I don't care anyways, because I'm laughing too. This is good.

Don't it look like I've got more important things to do, to focus on? Parker poured drinks for everyone. He held his high up, clanking it with some metal, suggesting a toast. "To more Wins!" "To more Wins," everybody cried out, concurring. He continued, "And to you Sophia, our Star gurlllll." I paused. Did Parker just say 'gurlllll', and also in a very ridiculous voice? Looks like, I wasn't the only one that noticed, as everyone immediately burst into laughter. "C'mon Sophia, you can do this, you have to do it. Think about Conrad and Simon, they need the money, you need the money," I said to myself.