Funny Ones Novels & Stories

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"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

Brook I can hardly believe what I’m hearing. For a moment, I just stand there, staring at Maerilee, waiting for the punchline. But the way she’s looking at me, with those wide, earnest eyes, makes my stomach twist. This has to be a joke. It has to be. But why would she do that? Why would she play with me like this? “You’re making fun of me,” I say, my voice hard and flat, even as my heart clenches painfully in my chest. “You’re just like the others, aren’t you? I should have known better.”

"I can’t leave all the fun to all of you." "There’s nothing fun about fighting for your life," Fineon scolds. Letting out a growl of annoyance, I narrow my gaze until Fineon bursts into laughter that becomes almost contagious. "What’s so funny?" Uncle Ramone asks, popping up beside me. "I’d like a good laugh." "Fineon’s face," I offer, earning myself a swat on the ass from Fineon. "I’m just kidding." "I would say he has a funny face," Uncle Ramone agrees. "But I don’t want to piss him off in case I need his assistance later."

"Hahahaha!!!" They could have sworn that ever since they were born, they had not heard such a hilarious joke before. 'It is way too funny.' "What is this brat muttering? Within a second, he can make us see our own brains and its juices? I can't take it, I'm laughing so hard that I'm about to cry." A Rank 7 Evolved One looked at Lucas scornfully. "Hey brat, do you know that we're Rank 7 Evolved Ones?"

They were indeed doing some funny stuff. **

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

Madison was staring at me as she poked her steak. Hayes was throwing me those playful smiles, which ensured another upcoming shock. Maggie was gritting her teeth and I could hear it from even here. Archer seemed like the only one sane enough here. Maybe, a slap was enough to set his brain straight. I finally chuckled out, not able to hold it back. Gosh. This was just so funny or maybe, I finally lost my mind. “ Anything funny? ” Jonas Lincoln was the first one who called me out on this.

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

“I say Daddy to fwiends.” Jasmine sighed softly then shook her head. “I’m not mad Little One,” she said softly. “I am surprised but I think if they didn’t like it they would have asked you not to say it anymore. I think it’s okay but if you want we can talk about it more tomorrow. You have had a very busy fun filled day and need to sleep.” “Otay Mommy,” she smiled as she hugged the four horse stuff animals the men gave her. “Wub you Mommy.”