Wows Funny Novels & Stories

They are giving maximum fear factor to these assholes. “We are going to run out of bullets before we run out of wolves. We don’t know how many more are coming.” I howl again and this time the men start walking back slowly before turning around and running in the opposite direction. They are not screaming but someone pissed their pants because everyone can smell it and we are all laughing in the mind link. ‘Pussies.’ I said and everyone starts howling in laughter. Of course, none of those assholes can tell the difference.

Both men got up and rushed over, helping him to his feet. Cowboy came in from the hallway stumbling and swaying. “What in the Fuck?” he shouted. “Just a teeny missile, Cowboy, so calm the hell down,” Monster quipped now that the scare was over. The men all glanced at Mr. Brave. Grisha laughed. “You Rebels are funny as hell!” Maverick chuckled. “Yes. Monster doubles as comedy relief.” Crow nodded. “You should see him when a mouse comes into the room.” As if that image flashed through his mind, Grisha tilted his head back with a huge laugh.

Today definitely made it to the top three of bad schooldays… The water turned warmer and washed my sweaty, pucky, and uriny body clean. Or---cleaner! I used the soap dispenser available to wash my hair and body and I did not mind smelling like honey and coconut! Anything was better than before. But of course, since I belonged to a werewolf society, they were definitely going to give me some strange looks today and cringe their noses. One of the many pros of living with werewolves. Yey…! (enthusiasm not included in the cheer!) I was definitely going to have to make some ‘pee jokes’ today then. “I got peed on, imagine that! Haha!”

He leaned over to Andrei with a mischievous grin. ‌ "Hey, Andrei, did you hear about the werewolf who walked into a bar? The bartender says, 'Why the long fur?'" Lucas snickered at his own joke, expecting a laugh from his alpha. ‌ Andrei raised an eyebrow, trying not to chuckle. "Lucas, that's a classic dad joke. You'll have to do better than that." ‌ Meanwhile, Rosey, the sweet and innocent young sorceress, piped up with her own response. "I heard a better one, Lucas. What do you call a werewolf without legs?”

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

She offered as she handed me a cup with something that looks like alcohol. “No, thank you so much.” Well it’s too soon to drink, plus i had never drank in my life. Werewolves are not light drinkers since their metabolism will pretty much burn off the alcohol before it can intoxicate them. So, most of them actually drink just because they like the taste of it. On the other hand, i never had the chance to test my alcohol limit but i bet I won't be as strong as any of them, judging by my weak ability to even heal myself from a paper-cut.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

Fenna grabbed her arm and said, “I will wait outside your door at midnight. You have to sneak away though and not tell anyone. Not even Noah.” Lola snorted, “Don’t worry he is the last person I would bring. Well okay, not the last person that would probably be Deborah a.k.a Satan’s incarnate.” Fenna grinned at Lola, “Sounds like your lessons are all prancing fairies and dancing dildos.” Lola burst out laughing, “That is the weirdest saying I have ever heard.” “I may have made it up myself.” Lola walked away shaking her head and laughing. Was good to have someone with humor in this place. That small moment with Fenna improved her mood massively and she decided she would try to be nice to Noah

Owen snarled. "So what if I am? Mister Wolf is our respected guest, and if you Durkans insist on bullying him, you'll have to go through us first!" Francis scoffed. "Alright then! You asked for it, so you can't blame us for trying to wage a war against you then!" Owen burst into a cackle. "You? This is the funniest joke I've ever heard! Old Durkan, I'd like to see what you have up your sleeve!" Francis scoffed at this.

Jackson voluntarily cut off his words considering some of us are still humans, including him. "This year's rugby is gonna be a hell of a team. Vampires and werewolves playing together to achieve one goal - to win." I said. "But it makes me wonder if they are here to be part of the team or to beat us, werewolves."