Novel & Cerita Wows Funny

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Wow… **********

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

She offered as she handed me a cup with something that looks like alcohol. “No, thank you so much.” Well it’s too soon to drink, plus i had never drank in my life. Werewolves are not light drinkers since their metabolism will pretty much burn off the alcohol before it can intoxicate them. So, most of them actually drink just because they like the taste of it. On the other hand, i never had the chance to test my alcohol limit but i bet I won't be as strong as any of them, judging by my weak ability to even heal myself from a paper-cut.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

Fenna grabbed her arm and said, “I will wait outside your door at midnight. You have to sneak away though and not tell anyone. Not even Noah.” Lola snorted, “Don’t worry he is the last person I would bring. Well okay, not the last person that would probably be Deborah a.k.a Satan’s incarnate.” Fenna grinned at Lola, “Sounds like your lessons are all prancing fairies and dancing dildos.” Lola burst out laughing, “That is the weirdest saying I have ever heard.” “I may have made it up myself.” Lola walked away shaking her head and laughing. Was good to have someone with humor in this place. That small moment with Fenna improved her mood massively and she decided she would try to be nice to Noah

Repeater cried in Towcs's voice. " So, we have to give a bunch of old farts a very good reason why they should give us a pass." Manor sighed. " That's roughly about it." Amber nodded. " I got a good reason! You give us the pass or I freaking curse you like I did to Spot! *Crazy laughter*" Towcs started giggling as he opened his eyes fully, stared at the wall, and started patting a dog collar like a rich man petting a cat.

Jackson voluntarily cut off his words considering some of us are still humans, including him. "This year's rugby is gonna be a hell of a team. Vampires and werewolves playing together to achieve one goal - to win." I said. "But it makes me wonder if they are here to be part of the team or to beat us, werewolves."

OF: There are so many OF: F*ck OF: Uncontrollable OF: They are bursting OF: Mia, hold me back MC: No OF: UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU Ash: I'm not doing this Ash: Hell, no OF: Ashybear OF: Oh no, this is so f*cking cute they are gonna burst again UWU OF: I almost like it as much as Mob BOSS Ash, and MOB boss Ash is still high up there, but... OF: Mob UWU Boss UWU Ashybear UWU ojo SL: I didn't think adding the two of you would be so entertaining, but then again, Olivia did piss in one of her precious adopters' car