Ya Dun Goofed Novels & Stories

I shot Wayne a look of pure disgust and coldly said, "But you're filthy. Looking at you only makes me sick." The color drained from his face. His lips trembled, and for a moment, he seemed at a loss for words. Beside me, Mason chose that moment to deliver a merciless jab. "You're just a used-up, bottom-shelf scrap. Go home and take a look at yourself." I couldn't help but laugh at his words. Honestly, I hadn't expected Mason to have such a sharp, dry sense of humor.

"The sales team isn't a one-person show. You think we can't spin without you? "Just stick to scrubbing toilets for the next few days. Spot a single hair, and you're out!" I did not bother with a comeback. I just walked away, pulled out my phone, and shot a message to my client list. [Big news, I'm being shuffled around. Hold off on those bank payments and stay tuned for my next move.] Before I could pocket my phone, Seth Hoffman's text popped up. [Drop by my office. We need to talk.] I tossed my phone aside like it was nothing. I had bigger fish to fry.

“Ace, wait— He didn't. He just slammed the door shut and walked away. I sank back into the bed and cried. What have I done? Why do I keep messing things up? I'm not good at anything, am I? “Why do you always ruin everything, Sophia?” I questioned myself in tears. I messed up my old life and now I'm messing up someone else's. It seems to be the only thing I'm good at. I cried for hours until I had nothing to squeeze out anymore. No more tears left to cry. Having no idea of when I fell asleep, the only thing I was aware of was when a pair of steel hands wrapped around me from behind.

Are we even best buds? In the past, whenever he played the "best bud" card, I would always give in. As long as he wanted something, I'd do my best to go along with it. But now that I'd seen his true face, I finally understood just how foolish I'd been these past five years. I let out a self-mocking laugh and lowered my head, continuing to eat. When Simon saw that I wasn't responding, he grew anxious. Just as he was about to speak, I picked up a napkin, wiped my mouth, and stood up before he could say a word.

The tune was indeed slow. For a while, he only stared at me like I'd just hit my head. Then his features softened as he burst into laughter. I was totally confused now but I waited patiently to hear what was funny to him. Duke was still looking around, maybe for me? "Anaya, I have no idea who the hell grandpa Shawn is. I'm just messing with you!" His eyes actually lit up as he embarrassed me! "I'm sorry, but yea, I love this song too. It gets fast in the middle."

Shawn suddenly let out a loud, awkward laugh. I paused. My eyes slowly moved toward him. He laughed again. "April Fool!" Silence. I blinked. April what? We weren't even in April. For a second, I genuinely wondered if he had completely lost his mind. Then, before I could react, he stood up so quickly his chair almost fell backward. He rushed toward me. He grabbed my hand. I was honestly too confused to even pull away immediately. "Excuse us." He forced a smile at everyone.

She groaned. "Don't you think I'd look nice if i got my nose reshaped"I teased. "Ew"She scowled. "I think I'd look hot with a more pointier nose"I teased. "Absolutely not.... you'd look like the fool you already are"She said and i chuckled. "Am i?"I smirked. "What?"She asked obliviously. "Am i a fool?"I asked. "Is that even a question,in fact,fool is an understatement for you, you're a moronic idiot"

He teased. “Fool! I was just curious.” She didn’t tell Goo that the guy had thrown him a meaningful look when he was talking to him. Goo waved at the guy who was already on his way to them. “Gunn, didn’t know you attend festivals?” They made a weird gestures clasping their hands together. By the way, Goo’s real name is Gunther. Hehe “Yeah, not fond of it but my minions are really into this one, right?” He turned to Aiko while raising his brows.

“Did I fuck up again?” “Big time, brother. Big fucking time.”