Ya Dun Goofed Novels & Stories

' ' how to talk to a girl na' 'you're high bro.' 'high on you' 'wo, shut up and goodnight. Do you even realize this is 2am and we're going to school in the morning.' 'You're changing the topic bro but it's alright. I just hope it's not too late when you realize what you're doing is wrong.' 'Sun Joor'

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

I blew out an exasperated breath. “It’s ‘Zhor-nee’ actually.” She smiled, completely straight face and not even blinking. The woman had seemed so normal a few minutes ago. “Right… Zhor–nee.” I breathed out a sigh of relief when she nodded. I did not want to get cancelled over this. “You know what happens when you make one mistake, Zh… You know?” “You fix it and move on?” “Right.” I snapped my fingers. “That’s what you do. You fix it, and YOU MOVE ON, right?”

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"Oh, your brother! Goofball, really? You know what? He's actually never said my name! It's always goofball, clumsy, klutz or butterfingers! Do you even remember the time he called me ham-handed? Do you know what ham-handed means? I do! I had to go home and look it up. It's, it's it's...the same as the rest of them! Just who does he think he is? OHHH!" Katie groaned and quite literally stomped her foot.

In the afternoon, I mysteriously receive a text message from myself seven years in the future. Thinking it's some kind of new scam, I don't even bother reading it before replying, "Get lost, scammer!" However, the sender sends a photo of an empty bottle of sleeping pills and replies, "I'm not a scammer, but I really am dying. Break up with Crystal. Today will be the first day she cheats on you. "Her first true love just returned from abroad today. His name is Reuben Knight." I'm stunned. I'm about to make fun of the scammer for lying so blatantly to me because I clearly know that I am Crystal Harper's first love. At that moment, the door behind me opens. Crystal then strides in with a m

Shawn suddenly let out a loud, awkward laugh. I paused. My eyes slowly moved toward him. He laughed again. "April Fool!" Silence. I blinked. April what? We weren't even in April. For a second, I genuinely wondered if he had completely lost his mind. Then, before I could react, he stood up so quickly his chair almost fell backward. He rushed toward me. He grabbed my hand. I was honestly too confused to even pull away immediately. "Excuse us." He forced a smile at everyone.

I think I've been out played. 'Ok' I didn't know what to say. '😉' Great. I'm officially screwed.

Then he let out a loud sigh. "It was a mistake." I looked at him. simply looked. Because it seemed that he had finally gone insane. "A mistake?" I asked again. "Yes." "A mistake is forgetting your keys." His expression grew dark. "Making coffee with salt instead of sugar is a mistake." Darian turned away his look. It seemed as though he was trying not to smile. I pointed straight to Taryn. "Sleeping with your assistant is not a mistake.” One of the council members cleared his throat clumsily for the first time since arriving.

“Jesus, you flick with a little lead weight on your finger?” Dawn laughs and shakes her head. “Only the beginning.” “Oh, come on?” I say, pulling back out onto the highway. “That was funny!” ” “It was not,” Dawn says, but I can see her trying not to smile. “It was, and you know it. See, dudes can get away with pissing on the side of the road. Everyone’s seen a willy they shouldn’t have while taking a road trip.” Dawn snorts. “What the hell is a willy?”