Ya Dun Goofed Novels & Stories

It cracked right through everything I'd built. I stared at the ring. Under the lights, the pink diamond glowed—soft, unreal. In my last life, I gave Philip everything. We got married—I didn't even get a basic diamond ring. One time I stopped at a display case. He'd gone, "Diamonds are a scam. Total hype. Pointless." I actually believed I didn't deserve one. Yeah. That was dumb. Luke's words hit different. I deserve good things. All of them. "Okay. I'll be your girlfriend."

he hissed under his breath as he stormed past me. I let him go. Because I knew the truth. It was over. For him. But as I stepped off the stage, my phone vibrated with a message from an unknown number. You think you’ve won? You have no idea what’s coming. I lifted my head, scanning the crowd. Damian was already drowning. So who the hell had just sent me that message? The game wasn’t over. Not yet. *** to be continued… *** Hey, awesome readers! Thanks for sticking with me through Once a Fool, Now a Queen!

I_pooped YOUR EDUCATION STARTS HERE. NEXT TIME, JUST SAY 'DRAMA QUEEN' INSTEAD OF SAYING DRAMATIC. Will_the_devil ...YOU MEAN 'DRAMA PEASANT?' I_pooped -_- BOI, IF YOU DON'T... Will_the_devil OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME? IT'S TIME FOR MY DINNER. I_pooped WTF?! AT 7 FRICKING PM? Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

Ace asks. Goof lifts his head up and looks at us like he just realized we are sitting with him. “ Huh.” he shakes his head “ Oh. No problem.” Something about the way he says it has me not believing him. I am not the only one who noticed because Axel asks “ Are you sure? We could help out.” Goof looks up from his phone again to Axel. “ I’m trying to find a really late birthday present. I have been trying for three days and can’t find the right thing.” “ Ok. Let us help you. First, who is it for? Second, how late?” Axel asks. “ A friend. And almost five months late.” Ace laughs “ Please tell me this isn’t a girl?” Goof nods. Brock asks “ How did you forget your girlfriend's birthday for three

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 And I'm not sure you can celebrate that, Em😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I love all Emerald's foolishness. LMAO. I hope all of you are entertained 💋💋💋.

“Hear that? It's the sound of my masculine ego being shot to death.” What the?! I fused both of my lips together to keep myself from laughing. Shawn could be childish at times. “Goofer.” I breathed. “Argh, she's calling me a golfer after my missing calls.” He grumbled and then got serious. “Took you almost a day, Serenity. I'll have you know that my ego’s currently bruised." I couldn't help but laugh this time. “Blame that on workloads and a malfunctioning brain cell." I shrugged, ensuring I kept my gaze on the road.

》》Jason Dutton《《 Jack and I burst into laughter at the epic fail we had just witnessed on the tv. Jack then started choking on popcorn. I gave him one hard slap on the back and his choking was replaced by a scream. Calvin burst into laughter at this as Jack threw cushions at me whileI died laughing. Just then my phone started ringing. "Boo! Don't pick it up!" Jack sulked. "Yeah it's interrupting our afternoon slash night chill session," Calvin added in agreement.

ME GETTING 🍆 WHILE U HAVE NONE! Darren: 💩 Me: POOR DARREN. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL 😅. HOW ABOUT THAT OTHER GUY FROM THE GYM? HE WAS TOTALLY CHECKING U OUT! 💪👀 Darren: UGH, HE’S STRAIGHT. THE WHOLE GYM THING IS A MESS ANYWAY. U KNOW HOW IT IS—EVERYONE PRETENDING THEY’RE NOT INTERESTED 🥱 Me: LAMEEE. GUESS U HAVE TO WORK ON UR CHARM. YOU’VE GOT THIS! I BELIEVE IN U ✊❤️

“Sorry isn't enough to make up for the mess that I made, Gordon, but I'm still sorry. I know how much I f**ked up this time, I should have listened to you, I never should have taken the key” Hunted kept apologizing, but it rarely made me feel any better.

Poor Attorney Damon Fontanilla looked so embarrassed. “I don’t get it...” “I can’t believe I have to explain my jokes to you.” Dylan laughed, leaning in to kiss my cheek as if to apologize. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I just didn't expect that kind of humor from you. It’s so... unrefined. Not like you at all.” I sighed. He had a point. I don't exactly look like the type of girl who makes cheesy puns. I can't blame him for being surprised.