Yo Daddy Jokes

“What do you mean? What cyst?” Sebastian blinked, staring at the small screen on his phone, feeling his heart beat faster. The emergency information he had just received made him pause in front of his door, but then he ran to the car without thinking. He knew that something serious had happened to his wife. He had to get to the hospital immediately. His voice was hoarse as he spoke to the hospital operator, trying to get a grasp of the situation as quickly as possible. “This is a complication… You need to come to the hospital immediately and sign the consent form for surgery as soon as possible.” The voice was flat but urgent.

"Om, apa kami boleh memanggilmu Daddy?" 7 tahun pasca kejadian paling pahit di hidupnya, Thana berusaha membuka lembaran baru. Dijebak oleh tunangannya sendiri untuk bermalam dengan pria asing kemudian diusir secara tidak hormat dari keluarga, kini Thana sendirilah yang harus bertanggung jawab dan menanggung benih yang hidup di rahimnya kala itu. Namun, saat perlahan Thana sudah sembuh dengan lukanya, ternyata CEO dari perusahaan tempatnya bekerja adalah pria malam itu, ayah dari dua putra kembarnya, Sergio Andreson.

Mature Content||R-18 Giovanni Del Ville tasted success at a very young age. By the time he turned 40, he has everything a man that could ever want in his life. A successful business, a vast property. When he meet this young girl at the club. He want to save that young girl. He want to cage her in his arms. In short he want that young girl, he want to claim her as his. Ruwy Villamor ay isang strip dancer, sa club na pinagtratrabahuan niya ay kailangan na matibay ang sikmura. Lalo na't may mga customer na sadyang malikot lang talaga ang mga kamay. Pero mayroong isang lalaking namumukod-tangi. Isang lalaki na naiiba sa lahat. Bigla ay bumilis ang tibok ng kanyang puso sa di niya malamang kadahilanan. Pag-ibig nga ba ang nararamdaman niya para sa lalaki? O baka pagnanasa lamang. Paano kung isa gabi ay magawa nilang dalawa ang isang bagay na di naman dapat? They had sex all night. Pinagsawa nilang dalawa ang kanilang sarili sa pag-angkin nang bawat isa. Paano kung iiwan ni Ruwy, si Giovanni ng umagang iyon? May pag-asa pa kayang magkita silang dalawa? May pag-asa pa kayang maulit ang isang THE LUSTFUL NIGHT?

El día que Sofía Mendoza perdió a su bebé, Diego Villarreal andaba festejando que su primer amor había vuelto al país. Tres años entregándose y acompañándolo, y para él no había sido más que tener una empleada doméstica en casa. A Sofía se le rompió el corazón y decidió de una vez por todas que se iba a divorciar. Todos sus conocidos sabían que Sofía era de esas mujeres pegajosas, de las que no te puedes quitar de encima fácilmente. —Te apuesto que en un día Sofía ya va a estar de vuelta, suplicando como siempre. Diego respondió: —¿Un día? Eso es demasiado, yo le doy máximo medio día. Desde el momento en que se divorció, Sofía se prometió no mirar atrás jamás. Se propuso a construir una nueva vida, a retomar la carrera profesional que había dejado de lado, y también a conocer personas nuevas. Fueron pasando los días y Diego ya no volvió a ver ni rastro de Sofía en la casa. De repente, él se llenó de pánico. En un evento empresarial, por fin, la vio, rodeada de un montón de gente. Sin pensarlo dos veces, se lanzó hacia ella. —¡Sofía! ¿Cuándo vas a dejar de hacer drama? Alejandro Montoya, el hermano de Diego, apareció de la nada, protegiéndola, lo empujó para quitárselo de encima y le habló con una frialdad que daba miedo. —No te atrevas a tocar a tu cuñada. Diego nunca había querido de verdad a Sofía, pero para cuando se dio cuenta de que sí la amaba, ya no había espacio para él en la vida de ella.

"What am I to you, princess?" He demanded in a husky tone while tracing his finger on her lips. "Daddy Alpha," she replied with a playful smirk, watching him grin with satisfaction. A smack of her hip as his voice rang in her ears. "You're my little girl in front of the world," he growled biting on her neck, "but at night, you're my princess in bed to serve me like an obedient little slut, understand?" She nodded quickly like a good girl, "Yes, Daddy Alpha." With a sinister laugh, he tossed her on the bed, and she knew it is going to be one more long sleepless night. Aurora, facing her mate's betrayal and a painful rejection, has an encounter with a tempting hot stranger who is also her uncle, her father's bestfriend left her with no other thought apart from craving for him. His raw dominance attracted her, and before she knew it, she had surrendered herself to him, body and soul. Under his control, she became a little submissive. Edmund, a man who lives with lust and sex. Commitment wasn’t in his vocabulary. But when he met Aurora, the daughter of his best friend with both an innocent face and a hidden wild side, which got him curious about her. He became her Daddy, shackling her with his dominance. Would she be consumed by his darkness, or would she be the one to bring light into his world? What'll she do when she finds the secrets he hid from her? Where would this sinister romance lead to? Will they ever become anything more than just partners in bed, driven by the lustful needs for eachother? Will love ever bloom between them, or was Aurora destined to go through a heartbreak once again?

"Sir... We can't do this, here." She managed to let the words out trying her best not to moan at the way his touch was igniting fire out of her body. "It's Daddy for you, Tessa." He whispered to her ears as he pinned her more to the desk of his office. "Daddy will give you an exotic pleasure." His words made her wetter than she already was. She barely had the time to process his words when she felt his finger pulsed into her wet front fiercely. ** Tessa's sexual desires were put to the test when she and her mother moved into her new stepfather's house. Tessa thought she would get a comfortable stay and a fresh start with her new family. However, her plans were shattered by the charms and sexual tension of her stepfather. Not only did Tessa find herself succumbing to the allure of his pleasure. He turns out to be her professor who would stop at nothing to tangle her In his sheets of pleasure.

Being a single mother wasn't an easy task for Abigail Weston, especially when her Triplets wouldn't stop requesting for their father. Deciding to give her kids a once in a lifetime Birthday gift, she got them a father. Hired, actually.

Amelia Rodriguez was stabbed in the back and tricked by her stepsister into losing her innocence to a mysterious man on her birthday night, which led to her being kicked out of the place she called home. She left for a small city after she was driven out. Five years later, She came back to the country with her handsome little son. She settled and got a job at one of the biggest interior designing firms. Amelia gets the surprise of her life when a handsome man barges into her life and that of her son. He was the replica of Amelia's son…the CEO of the company she was working for. Things got more complicated when he asked her to marry him. That seems to be every woman's dream, but not for Amelia. But what will she do after finding out that the CEO happened to be a mysterious man who she slept with five years ago? Will she accept him into the life of her son… I mean, their son?

Jairus Ezekiel, the swoon worthy tycoon gets pulled to a bar by his pals. Eager for the ruthless business lord to get laid by the most desired bar beauty of the town. The one name, ginger haired mysterious lady, known for treating men in a peculiar way in bed. Agnes Regina could tackle any man within four walls of the bar, except Jairus Ezekiel. One night of insatiable passion gets her pregnant. But things become weirdly suspicious when she suddenly starts craving blood during her pregnancy. -*-*-*-*- [F-Rated: Fun, Flirt, Fluff and Fuck]

MATURE CONTENT!!! “You tricked me into putting a pup in you?” His voice was a low snarl, his thrust brutal enough to steal my air. “Then take it whore. Take all of it.” “Yes… oh, fuckk… yes!” I clawed at him my nails raking skin and my voice breaking on a moan I couldn’t bite back. *** Arielle has one dream in her life and that is to become a respected medical doctor in a pack that despises her. Branded the Bastard, blamed for every misfortune and rejected by the Alpha’s son as his mate, she’s cast out with nothing. But Arielle has a secret. By day, she’s the quiet girl studying her way out of hell. By night, she’s a high-priced masked stripper in the notorious Black Kayne Pack. And the night she’s rejected is the same night the Alpha himself requests her. Her ex mate’s father. One night changes everything. One mistake or maybe not a mistake at all. Now she carries his child and though he agrees to keep her until she gives birth, he swears to make her pay for crossing him. But neither of them expected the pull that was darker, deeper and more dangerous than any mating bond that refuses to let them go.