Yo Mama Fat Jokes

Chloe was just 16 when her parents woke her in the middle of the night with their screams. When she went to see what was wrong there was a tall figure in the dark, standing on its hind legs yet looked like a beast with piercing amber eyes staring down at her parent before slashing though them. Chloe screamed and when they caught eyes something screamed to her to "RUN". So she ran, out the back door and into the woods behind her house. The voice in her head screaming to her to keep running and so she did, as fast as she could without looking back. Suddenly she could hear something running towards her, getting closer and closer till she was finally caught. Screaming and thrashing as best as she could til hearing a voice telling her to calm down. She looked up at him, he looked concerned and she was terrified. Panicking, looking around her and seeing nothing but darkness except this man holding her, she passed out in his arms. He looked down to her, brushing her hair from her face, lifting her and carrying her to the pack doctor. He could sense her wolf but was unsure of where she had come from.

Ravena travels to Silver Town after escaping from her red werewolf pack to learn what happened to her sister. Some Silver Wolves, however, refuse to accept her or her motivations, claiming that she is there to win the affection of the gray alpha leader, and they would stop at nothing to defend their home. Lucian Silver, the leader of the pack, is unable to avoid experiencing the sorrow of the past, especially when Ravena appears to him as a phantom from his memories. He must concede that not everything is as it seems when he is in charge and that perhaps this alluring red wolf can fit in after all when someone attempts to quiet her.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️ Si Maya ay isang bilanggo sa mansion ng mga Gustin dahil sa malaking pagkakautang. Tanggap niya ang kapalaran niya na habang buhay magbayad ng pagkakautang sa mga ito kapalit ng kanyang paninilbihan... Isa lang ang hiling niya, iyon ang bumalik ang nanay niya na bigla nalang siyang iniwan sampong taon na ang nakakaraan. Nang bumalik si Hannah galing sa America, ang apo ng mga Gustin ay agad na ipinagkasundo ito sa isang mayamang binata na si Tyler Montemayor; Ngunit nagmatigas si Hannah. Sa takot ng mga Gustin na baka i-pull-out ng binata ang investment nito sa kanilang kumpanya ay naisip nilang si Maya ang ipakasal kay Tyler dala ang kanilang apelido. Walang nagawa si Maya kundi ang pumayag na ma-ikasal sa mayamang binata. Hinanda niya ang sarili na masaktan at pagmalupitan ng mayamang binata ngunit hindi iyon ang nangyari... "Araw-araw kitang mamahalin, Maya.” Katagang sinabi ni Tyler na labis n'yang ikinagulat. Mapanindigan kaya ni Tyler ang pangako gayong maraming tutol at hadlang sa pag iibigan nilang dalawa? O sa bandang huli ay magkakahiwalay din sila?

Hanggan kailan kita mamahalin ang mga salita binitawan ni Vee PasCua sa loob ng dalawa tao simula ng makilala niya si Dylan Lucario minahal na niya ito ngunit hindi tulad sa kaibigan niyang si Bhella at sa asawa nitong Cy na kapatid ni Dylan ay siya lamang ang nagmamahal dahil may iba mahal at hinihintay ang binata. hanggan kailan hahabol at magpakatamga si Vee sa pagmamahal niya sa lalaki kung hindi naman nito masuklian ang pag ibig na ibinigay niya at sa pagbabalik ng taong mahal ni Dylan lalo niya nalaman na hindi talaga siya mahal ng lalaki. bibitaw na ba siya o kakapit pa na may pag asa mahalin din siya ng lalaki o mananatili lamang siyang mag isang nagmamahal

Simpleng babae si Irene na may simpleng buhay at pangarap, ngunit ang lahat ng simple at tahimik niyang araw araw ay gagambalain ng pagsulpot ng isang estrangherong makikilala niya sa pangalang Tisoy. Kung paano ganun kabilis na sumulpot sa buhay niya ang binata ay ganun ring kabilis siyang nahulog dito. Ngunit isang araw ay bigla na lamang itong hindi na nagpakita sa kanya at ng mag krus ulit ang kanilang landas iba na ang katauhan at pangalan nito. Isa na itong milyonaryo at nagiisang tagapagmana pero ang masakit para kaya Irene ay hindi na siya nito nakikilala.

After being kidnapped at birth from her pack, Zaire is left on the doorsteps of a human couple. Raised by them, she has no idea who she is, until her father is hired as a principal in a prestigious high school. What she doesn’t know is that she’s coming back to her home. Connor is a human living on the Red Rose pack. Falling in love with a she-wolf was not going to be easy, as she learns she’s his best friend’s mate. Heartbroken and with a bad temper, he takes it out on Zaire by insulting her. As punishment, Margery, his best friend and witch of the pack, is forced to curse him by turning him into a wolf, adding to the curse a forced matebond with Zaire. What will happen when a real bond is formed between them and when he finds out she is the one he can’t live without? Will the Alpha’s daughter accept fate and fall in love with him, or will it all come crashing down on them?

Kehilangan kalung liontin berharga milik mamanya tentu membuat Amanda sangat sedih dan cemas. Terlebih, liontin itu digadaikan oleh teman kosnya sendiri! Berbagai upaya dilakukannya untuk menemukan liontin dan mendapatkannya kembali, termasuk merelakan cuti kuliahnya untuk menjadi seorang office girl di perusahaan besar. Kegigihannya itu ternyata membuat bos-nya terkesan, hingga membantunya menebus liontin itu. Kisah cinta pun berlanjut diiringi polemik dan konflik. Terutama, liontin berharga itu ternyata terhubung langsung dengan keluarga sang bos, Wisnu Hendra Dinata.

Margaux is the destined mate of the next Alpha King of their pack which is Alpha Jace. All her life, she was dreaming to become the Alpha's mate. But on the night of their mating, the Alpha has rejected her after discovering her hidden secret. It was revealed that she was wolf-less which caused the other people to start bullying her. Her family didn't do anything to protect her. Out of pain, she fled away with her broken heart and promised to return to avenge herself to those who downgraded her. After three years of living with her uncle in the forest, Margaux has finally decided to go back to the pack where she left her broken heart. But she didn't expect that she and her mate, Alpha Jace would cross paths again after three years when he rejected her and dumped her like trash.

Legend has it that there is an invisible red thread that connects people to their destined twin flame. ***** Aian loves his freedom. Aside from his family and friends, there is nothing more important to him than his precious camera. It was the only weapon he could use to at least be close to being a hero. He is sassy and knows how to stand his ground. What he doesn’t know is how to be with someone who has a lot of secrets and his complete opposite… even if that person was his twin flame. ***** Kalvin loves his solitude. Aside from his business, there is nothing more important in his life and he prefers it that way. He wouldn’t let himself be betrayed again and for that, he knows that he is better off alone. What he doesn’t know is that he will meet someone who would turn his life around… and that someone was his twin flame. ***** An unexpected encounter between two different people. Aian wanted nothing more than to get to know the person that destiny had given to him. Kalvin wanted nothing more than to protect the person destined for him especially from his own past. Broken camera. Secrets. Dark past. Can they see past their differences and realize why they belong to each other?

Alessia realizes that forcing marriage with the only man she loved was her greatest mistake when Thompson, her husband, returns with his fated mate. Even after bearing his child, Thompson's indifference remained. He uses Alessia solely to maintain his reputation. Fate decides to cast a faint hue of light into Alessia’s bleak existence as she's unconsciously drawn to Lycan Cyril, the enigmatic Lycan king whose deadly aura awakens dormant existence. But is this really fate granting her salvation or the other way around? Especially when Lycan Cyril's obsession ignites upon discovering Alessia possessed the rare feature he searched his whole life for? And when Thompson becomes resistant to relinquishing his hold on Alessia?