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Haunted and tortured by her past and living with the belief that her mother is dead, Kaitlyn navigates a world where only 500 years ago an ancient race declared war with the warriors known in Asgard as the Valkyries. Now in the present those same whispers are resurging with deadly precision. Kaitlyn must now embark on a journey with her girlfriend Samantha, and her sisters Olivia and Brittany, along with the assistance from another person, to uncover the truth about not only her past--but also learn how to prevent the extinction of her fellow Valkyries as they get caught up in the midst of the Olden War. In order to survive, she will have to call on not only her physical abilities but others as well as she decesdends deeper into the Darkness--a dark and troubled web of lies and deceit in order to solve the riddle of her dark and troubled past. But there's also something that she must ask herself. Just how far will she allow her trust to go, before she can't trust anyone ever again?

Thrown out of her father's house by her Father after getting pregnant for the Most Popular Billionaire in Canada - Ethan Desjardins , Tatiana Campbell is left alone in this harsh world to figure out her life and that of her new baby after being rejected by her baby daddy .

Lena, a tenacious journalist, is tasked with interviewing the elusive billionaire, Ethan. Despite his reservations, Ethan agrees to the interview, and Lena is surprised to find herself drawn to him. After their interview, Lena and Ethan share an unforgettable night together, but Lena leaves before dawn, never expecting to see him again. Months later, Lena discovers she’s pregnant with Ethan’s child and tracks him down to tell him the news. She’s shocked to learn that Ethan is engaged to a conniving and manipulative woman who has been plotting to get her hands on his vast fortune. Lena and Ethan must fight to expose the truth and take down the villainous fiancé before it’s too late.

"I can't feel pain until I met you" Ten Crayson is a son of a multi-billionaire and the only heir of the fifth-teen companies of Crayson. He is special because of his congenital analgasia or CIP-- he cannot feel pain and loss his senses. He is the legendary of the BGW University where nightmares are true and touchable, and do troublesome activities with the three gangs. In a twist of destiny, Ten met a handsome but softhearted man named Krist De Vera who was also the owner of De Vera Group of Companies Incoporated and the rival of the Crayson. In the presence of Krist, Ten slowly knows his past that even Krist himself doesn't know about. He slowly fell in love with him and brings a new chapter of his life that changes how he see the world around him.

After a drastic accident which rid her father of his job, Rose Monroe has to go into hustling to fend for the family. Out of options, she opts as a surrogate baby man for an unknown 'rich man' Yes, she got laid. Yes she gave birth to his kids. But that was all business. Yet why is he coming for more?!

“Can I know why I have been kidnapped, sir ?” She questioned in a low, but daring voice. “First of all, you weren’t kidnapped. You were sold off, so it’s merely a transaction.” He replied to her, standing from his seat to lean on his table. Drey’s sexual tension skyrocketed up in the air, and he almost couldn’t control himself at that moment. In his mind, he was groping her and having another round of hot sex right there on his work table, however, he was determined to make her life miserable for having the audacity to forget him and the amazing night they had just shared. He leaned further, and missed her lips by an inch going straight to her ears to whisper “Welcome to your worst nightmare.” The whisper sent shivers down Marie’s spines and her stomach churned from the proximity between her and the piece of art in front of her, and his strong thick voice resounding in her ears. After a one-night stand with the biggest Mafia boss in the state, unknowing Marie gets sold off to that same Mafia empire, and her once quiet life gets shaken up by a smoking hot man, violence, drugs and a surprise baby.

Sinopsis Kesempatan Kedua By Lucy Ang Chelsy sangat terpukul dengan kematian Fareld. Apalagi anak tunggalnya, sebagai pewaris keluarga Columbus, Alex dia harus tinggal diasrama sekolah untuk mengenyam pendidikan di Pendidikan Dalam Negeri Kebangsawanan Inggris. Chelsy sangat kesepian lalu memutuskan pulang ke Indonesia untuk mengurus bisnisnya yang hampir bangkrut. Wilson telah berhasil memberikan pukulan telak bagi perusahaannya. Dan dia merasa tidak heran kalau Wilson melakukan hal itu padanya. Setelah meninggalnya Fareld, perasaan dan hasratnyapun turut mati. Tidak ada seorangpun yang bisa membuatnya tergoda, sampai pada akhirnya dia bertemu kembali dengan Wilson. Hasratnya bergejolak lagi dan menginginkan Wilson meski dia harus menahan dirinya karena tahu Wilson membencinya saat ini! Wilson membenci Chelsy tapi juga membenci dirinya karena belum bisa melupakan Chelsy dan masih tetap mencintainya sampai saat ini. Tujuannya menghancurkan perusahaan Chelsy agar dia ingin Chelsy kembali padanya. Tapi lagi-lagi dia harus kecewa karena saat ini ada pria lain yg telah mendampinginya. Semakin marah Wilson tapi dia tetap tidak bisa melupakan Chelsy begitu saja! Satu-satunya jalan adalah merayu Chesy supaya minta maaf dan kembali padanya! Berhasilkah Wilson melakukannya? Let see together....

Beautiful young Roxanne gets caught up in a mysterious deadly experiment of survival created by a multi billion dollar company known as International body of evolutionary divergence aka IBED. If she fails the entire world dies but if she survived the world escapes a deadly world war III... "She was met with two terrible things, the choking smell of rotten corpses and a room full of dead bodies hanging from ropes attached to the roof. Slowly she began to make her way passed the corpses one after the other"

Synopsis Mila was one of the beautiful mermaid in the mermaid world, her mother was trap in the human world and she has decided to go rescue her mother from the human world, she decided to risked her life, Isaac Walker, a young rich man that was single and was not ready to get married met with Mila beside the sea and thought she was human not knowing she was a mermaid, proposed to her to be his baby mama, Mila accepted so she could have a place to stay to saved her mother and go back to her world but unfortunately, she was stocked in the human world after she gave birth to sextuplets. Will Isaac ever know that Mila was a mermaid? Will them both ever fall in love each other? Will human prefer her the human world to the mermaid world, will she ever wants to leave her kids? Find out about what happened next.

Valeria Sienna, gadis berumur 18 tahun masuk ke dalam novel yang dibacanya setelah menjadi korban ke 11 pembunuh berantai saat pulang berbelanja. Menjadi pemeran utama bernama Elleonore tidaklah mudah. Kehidupan yang jauh dari kata bahagia harus dijalani detik itu juga. Sosok papa Elleonore yang menyayangi anak angkatnya dibanding anak kandung, menjadi tantangan sendiri untuk Sienna. Di tambah obsesi gila teman papanya bernama Izekiel yang berusaha melakukan apapun agar Elleonore menjadi miliknya. Tidak segan-segan menyingkirkan orang di sekeliling Elleonore agar obsesi itu tercapai. Ending cerita, Elleonore mati dibunuh kakak angkatnya. Untuk itulah, dengan sekuat tenaga Sienna akan merubah ending ceritanya.