It's What You Wished For
When I joined my pregnant wife at her class reunion, I heard the thoughts of her male bestie.
'Once she kicks her bum husband to the curb, the money's all mine!'
He was snuggling up to my wife, raising his glass in salutations with a perfect smile, but I still caught the flicker of disgust in his eyes.
'Stupid sow thinks I'm in love with her? Who would care about her if it weren't for her money?'
He had no idea that Mary's family had gone bankrupt long ago, and her life of luxury now was all thanks to me!