You're Never Weird On The Internet Novels & Stories

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."

Jessie followed, contract in hand, and closed the door behind her. At his desk, Yale craned his neck, but before he could listen in, a male colleague behind him muttered, "Look at the rookie. She's busting her ass, playing every angle she's got. Orion Corp kept giving her a hard time, and she still pulled it off. Impressive." "You know what the internet calls guys like you?" Yale asked with a smile. "What?" "Rumor-bro. Because your hobby's making up crap about women. Netizens really are creative, don't you think?"

I haven't met this woman if you ask me, I have tried_ had my mind wandered off but yet, I couldn’t picture anything. I haven't meant her. Honestly, I mean it. “Bro," “Hello," Caleb waved his hand on my face, jolting my senses back. I exhaled deeply, running my hand over my temple. “Frankly speaking, I didn’t know how that got out," I replied shortly and they both looked me up. “I don’t get it,” Caleb said. And Bronson shook his head thoughtfully, shifting forward. "But how did it get out, the internet is a mess meh. The little reputation that we are managing, is quickly moving down the mud,”

I felt the falling temperature as well and noticed that there must something terrible happened, so I said to her: "Well, Miss Isabella, if it's hard to say you could just ignore me will be alright." Isabella, who had been silent at first, suddenly interrupted me, then changed back to her sloppy appearance at the beginning and said: "Weirdness is the result of the unwillingness of people after death, the spiritual wisdom born after a hundred years of immortality, and the rumours spread by word of mouth. In the final analysis, weirdness is the existence of hatred and resentment, do you understand, little cutie."

Sienna sat beside me, still hoarse, watching my face like she was waiting for me to crack. “You’re not going to get me,” I said quietly. She slid her phone toward me again and typed, this time without the all caps drama: If it’s you, I won’t tell anyone. I just want to know you’re okay. People online are being weird. That softened something in my chest, annoyingly. Because Sienna wasn’t wrong. People were being weird. Not just excited weird. Entitled weird. Like the blurry hoodie girl in the clip was an object to claim.

weird guy : who knows what intentions you have me : listen mister I already told you it's an accident not intentionally happened weird guy : such an attention seeker me : what the hell you said who wants your bloody attention I will burn myself alive instead to get your attention, huh attention my foot weird guy : I seen so many people like you me : I too seen so many people but never seen such a weird person like you weird guy : whom you called weird do you know who iam me : if you only don't know about yourself how can I know about you so sad I pity you weird guy : I hate people like you me : do you think I love you weird guy : who knows me : may be in your dreams I will become nun instead

But there is one thing that worries me about him, or rather, about you! — What is it? — You still care too much about what you see on the Internet, about what mean people say about us, and especially after all that nonsense my mother told you! — he says and approaches me. — I know it sounds silly, but I'm insecure, and I think you've already noticed that, and what your mother said didn't affect me, but we don't know what she might be up to when she finds out that your grandfather wants Sunee to be CEO of the companies. As for the internet court, every day there is someone bad-mouthing me, or saying that we don't match, and that you are a match for someone else, who they consider better tha

“You’re the guy who had sex with the girl and ended up trying to kill herself on the internet. Why are you Americans so obsessed with the Internet?” “It’s a global communication, it connects with people, it’s informative, educational, and useful, and it works for remote work, such as myself. The Internet offers job market, banking, shopping, entertainment, to name a few, and yes, I was that guy. Do you have any problem with me?” His big nose flared. His eyes narrowed. “Yes. I have a problem with you. You don’t deserve to marry into this family.” “I’m not aware you’re a family. The last time I checked, it’s incest to marry a family member. Is it not in this country, too?”

"Why the hell is someone sending me a video? Boring." A second message popped up from another contact—this time, with a comment. [Michael, congrats! You're an internet sensation now. I downloaded your masterpiece and saved it for future viewing. Gonna enjoy it every now and then!] Michael's annoyance spiked. The message was from a guy in his social circle—one notorious for his disturbing, degenerate taste in videos. Michael always found his content repulsive. He mumbled, "My masterpiece? What the hell is he talking about?"

"Yes. Well, maybe, I guess. I found you on YouTube last week and I've become so fascinated and..." She trailed off, eyes widening as if she'd said something she shouldn't have. I leaned over, grinning teasingly. "Hmm, tell me. In what ways do I fascinate you, sweetheart?" She rolled her eyes and looked away, her obvious way of playing off my question. "You wish, huh? It's not about fascination. I just think you are weird, you and all the other people who do extreme sports." "Hmm," I raised my brows and twisted my lips in a perverse smile. "Well, that's new. People have called me many things from suicidal to psycho, never just 'weird'. Why do you think we are weird?"