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They never warned; "you can get addicted to someone". —Marissa Times Killian's life had always been meticulously planned, destined to inherit the vast diamond fortune that his family had built over generations. He found himself being chased by the same girl, Marissa Times, who has always chased him since High School, undeniably Killian fell in love with Marissa. Unfortunately Love isn't an option in Killian's World as he finds himself engaged to Nicole, daughter of a tycoon family, who'd stop at nothing to get what they want. However Marissa Times is a girl who knows exactly what she wants, and that's Killian Lores, Nothing can keep her from her man.

Si Elina ay ang anak ni Demeter at mag-isang naninirahan sa gubat ng Elusian. Sa loob ng mga taon ay hindi bumalik ang kaniyang ina sa hindi matukoy na kadahilanan. Sa kaniyang pag-iisa sa buhay ay lungkot ang naipon sa kaniyang buhay. Hanggang sa mayroon siyang nakilalang misteryosong binata. Isang binatang malamig ang puso. Hindi niya tinulungan ang dalaga na maka-alis sa malawak na gubat. Pagkatapos ng araw na iyon ay tumindi ang lungkot ng dalaga sa kaniyang buhay at siya'y nawawalan na ng pag-asang may makatagpo muli. Sa hindi inaasahan ay biglang may pangyayari na hindi maipaliwanag. Ang mga nagliliwanag na paru-paro ang nagtipon-tipon sa kalangitan at patungo sila sa hilagang parte ng gubat. Iyon ang gubat ng Nysa. Ang mapanganib na parte ng Elusian. Hindi nagdalawang isip si Elina sa sundan ang mga ito, hanggang sa nakita niya ang bukid ng mga iba't-ibang uri ng bulaklak. Gayundin ang nagliliwanag na pulang bulaklak. Ito'y mahiwaga. Nang bunutin ito ni Elina, ang kaniyang buhay ay biglang nagbago. Nakarating siya sa puder ng Mundong Ilalim, at nakilala ang diyos na namumuno dito, si Hades. Laking gulat ni Elina na ang diyos na nasa kaniyang harapan ay nakilala na niya noon. Nag-alok si Hades ng kundisyon sa kaniya, kapalit ng inutang na buhay. Ang maglingkod siya habang-buhay. Lumipas ang mga araw ay nakilala ni Elina ang totoong si Hades, at ang hindi inaasahan ay ang mahuhulog ang kaniyang loob sa kilalang malupit na diyos. Nagdaan pa ang mga araw na magkasama sila at ang mga pagbabago'y namumulaklak na tila mga rosas sa dilim. Ngunit, titibay ba ang kanilang pag-iibigan sa mga dadaang pagsubok sa kanila? Credits: Pinterest [ Book's Cover ]

Robbea Queng Flores, the illegitimate daughter of Robin Flores and his wife's close friend, Beatrice Gomez. She was a mistake daughter, according to her half siblings. Growing up, attention and love are all she needs from her family. Yet, her family don't accept her. Rhael Drale Quenco, the perfect guy with a perfect life. When he met, Robbea. For him, she is annoying. Until, one day. He realize, he wants to be part of her life, he wants to fullfil the love and attention she never got from her family.

What would you do if, one day, you realized that some written history is repeating itself on you? Will you go along with it? Or will you go on fighting it? As for Roxanne, who always thought that every single thing that happens has a reason, she tries to fight it. Unfortunately, what she didn't know is that even if there is always a reason why, there is not always an explanation why.

Iniwan sina Angela ng kaniyang Ama dahil sa ibang babae. Sanggol pa lamang siya nuong umalis ang Tatay niya. Isang lihim ang mabubunyag tungkol sa kanyang pagkatao. Itinago ni Johnny upang hindi mawala sa kanya si Angela.

Pertemanan yang Malik jalin bersama Isha semenjak mereka masih anak-anak berujung permusuhan karena sebuah kesalahpahaman. Satu sama lain saling menjauh. Apalagi ketika suatu ketika Malik mengatakan bahwa dia memang mencintai Isha, sehingga Isha marah dan menuduh Malik mengkhianati persahabatan mereka dengan membiarkan perasaan cintanya berkembang untuk Isha. Malik yang pasrah hanya bisa mencintai dalam diam dan putus asa ketika mendengar Isha akan dipersunting oleh laki-laki lain. Namun, sepertinya takdir sedang mempermainkan mereka ketika Malik justru mengajukan diri untuk menggantikan posisi Murad, laki-laki yang hendak menikahi Isha tetapi justru tidak hadir pada hari yang dijanjikan. Bagaimana Isha mengambil sikap? Apakah dia menerima uluran tangan Malik untuk menyelamatkan nama baiknya dan menerima pernikahan itu? Atau memilih menolak dengan banyaknya konsekuensi yang harus ditanggungnya? Jika memang Isha membenci Malik, mengapa dia membenci semua perempuan yang dekat dan mendekati Malik?

She stood nervously opposite this grey-eyed delinquent. No matter how hard she tried to avoid him, he was always coming back to her. Her heart skipped the more he leaned closer to her. Her back leaned against his desk as her eyes locked with his. He was something words can't describe. " Why are you scared of me, Ariel?" " I'm not..." She stuttered. She seems to lose her breath at just his sight. " What if I kiss you right now?" That made her heartbeat skipped. They were inches apart and all she could feel was his hot breath against her neck. " I'm not feeling very well." He whispered, trailing his fingertips on the naive brunette. " Why are you telling me this?" " I want you to be my nurse, kiss me till I feel better. Or maybe..." He whispered, leaning closer to her so she could feel him. " Babysit me tonight" *** She's a good girl. She's no different from a boring introvert. She likes to read and stay indoors. One dream she loved was going to Nun school. She was about to take her vows in the convent, but her dream went down the drain when her male best friend stole everything away from her, tearing away her holy garment as he stole her innocence. She hated herself and her family despised her more for making them lose their positions in church. Just when she was picking up her broken self, Bad Boy Billionaire, Gray Carter, walked into her life with his mysteries. ** Under Editing.

Noah, pemilik perusahaan Winston Corp. Dia sangat mencintai Alaina, sang sahabat masa kecilnya. Mereka berdua tumbuh bersama, begitu pula dengan cinta Noah yang tumbuh semakin besar dan cinta itu hanya untuk Alaina seorang. Mereka berdua pun menjalin kasih selama bertahun-tahun. Namun semua berubah 180° ketika Noah mengetahui pengkhianatan yang dilakukan sahabatnya Keanu dan kekasihnya Alaina. *** Saat itu Noah berkendara dengan penuh amarah pasca mengetahui pengkhianatan yang dilakukan oleh dua orang yang paling ia sayangi. Tanpa terelakkan lagi, sebuah kecelakaan terjadi. Tidak, Noah baik-baik saja. Yang paling menderita di sini adalah korban Noah. Naira Raquella. Atas kesalahannya, Noah harus bertanggung jawab pada gadis itu dan juga hidupnya. Hidup Naira kini hanya bergantung pada Noah karena ia tidak memiliki siapa-siapa lagi di dunia ini. Naira di diagnosa mengidap Paraplegia setelah kecelakaan yang dialaminya. Mulanya Noah tidak menyukai Naira, gadis itu hanya akan menyusahkan hidupnya saja. Dan juga, siapa yang ingin menghabiskan sisa hidup bersama gadis penderita paraplegia seperti Naira? Namun, pada akhirnya pandangan Noah pada Naira berubah, gadis itu tidak sepantasnya dibenci. Justru, Noah harus mengasihinya. Akankah kehidupan pernikahan mereka berjalan dengan lancar?

Jasmine who was once deeply in love with Frederick, sacrifices everything to support his dreams and success, only to be discarded like a used toy. But Jasmine's fate takes a dramatic turn when she wakes up with a stranger. As fate would have it, the stranger, Alexander, is the man her father has chosen for her to marry, sealing a business partnership between their families. But Alexander hates Jasmine, and their marriage becomes full of secrets and lies when Jasmine vows to use Alexander get her revenge on Frederick. A tragic accident claims the lives of their fathers, Alexander is bound by a dying wish that will keep them married, no matter what. Will Jasmine become a prey while hunting her prey?

Emma has lived her entire life in the same house, the house her parents left for her. She has been taught that everyone has some good in them, you only need to find it. She believes that the world is a good place. That changes the night she gets kidnapped and end up in the middle of a mafia family. The men that brought her there show her the other side of life. Bane lives his life in the darkness. His world is filled with pain, violence and the dark side of humanity. As the stapler comes flying at him, he sees an angel for the first time in his life. Someone that peeks his interest and makes him crave to pull her down to his world, to corrupt her. Bane offers Emma a way out, it's not a good deal, at least not for Emma. But it is better than the alternative. Better the devil you know then the devil you don't, right? Trigger warnings: Assult Sexual assult BDSM Explicit language