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Kebanyakan cewek pasti akan menyukai cowok yang pintar, tampan, dan baik. Namun hal itu tidak berlaku bagi Rallin Natsha. Gadis cantik yang mendapat julukan most wanted di sekolahnya itu malah tergila-gila dengan seorang siswa urakan bernama Nadiv Dirgantara. Namun Nadiv sama sekali tidak menghiraukan pengejaran most wanted itu. Akankah Rallin terus berjuang atau akhirnya ia menyerah?

Meet Elijah The quiet yet smart and dangerous when provoked man is the CEO to a successful world renowned fast food restaurant He is always busy running his business and taking care of his grandmother, in fact too busy that he never had a romantic relationship thinking love is a waste of time until he met her Meet Violet The fiercest girl on the planet, bold, beautiful and tough. She is ready to fulfill all her dreams and ambitions, dreams to fall in love with a college jock, dreams to give her younger sister the world, dreams to go to college and have the best life at campus, but most importantly dreams to become a famous jeweler What happens when she meets him and discovers a terrible truth which causes all her dreams to be shattered The story of a love so beautiful yet hard to claim A Love that gives hope, peace, happiness, and comfort but is hard to fight for -------------------------------------- "why me, out of all other girls out there, why do you choose to love me?" she whispers to him "my heart chose you and you are the only one that holds a special place there" he whispers back "you mean the world to me and there is nothing I won't do for you, love" He said to her with a smile before kissing her passionately

Warning: 18+ only. Featuring hardcore taboo and age-gap erotica. This is an erotic boxset containing yet another twelve stories of irresistible steam, steam, fun, and naughty stories. If you're not up to eighteen, this book is not for you. Get ready to be intrigued. To feel. To...burn. --------- "You think I'm a softie?" My voice is deceptively gentle when the rest of me is so hard. "Do you know why I pulled over?" "Why?" she says, seeming to hold her breath. "I pulled over because I know tight pussy when I see it." I frame her jaw with my right hand, tilting her blushing face up toward mine. "I'd like to fuck you on all fours, right here in the middle of the road, little girl. Rough as you can stand. Still think I'm a softie?" "No," she gasps, the green of her eyes deepening to a forest shade. "I don't." "Good."

The day CARL BRADFORD offered me the contract: "These are the laid-down rules; Rule Number One: You are not allowed to fall in love with me. Rule Number Two: You are not allowed to kiss or hug me, except if I want to, just to convince my father, which I wish will never happen." He didn't bother to hide the disgust on his face when he made the last statement. "Rule Number Three: No one is allowed to know about this contract, not even my brother. This is strictly between I, you, and my P.A. Is that clear?" I nodded nervously, wondering if it was the right decision as I clutched my stomach. This guy was unbelievable, and so full of himself, like he rules the world, and could destroy it with the snap of his finger. "You will get paid monthly as long as we don't get caught, for a year. If you want to ever opt out from this, get ready to pay me back." He said firmly. How on earth am I going to survive with this menace for 365 days? I inhaled deeply, and forced a smile at him. "I should get back to my boss, Daniel". His face twisted into a frown when I mentioned his brother's name. No one needed to tell me, that they were sworn enemies who will forever hate each other until one step downs, or preferable, dies.

Julie a supposed detective turns out to have superpowers, which led her to become a secret undercover agent. She must work with her sidekick who turns out to be her ruthless boss. While working with him, she realizes how much she had fallen in love with him. However, she only has a few months to live and love, would this ruthless boss of hers fall in love with her or fulfill her last wish?

After fleeing an abusive ex, Holland Williams starts over at Smith Automotive and is warned to avoid its young owner, Remy Smith. One touch ignites impossible “sparks”; Remy, Alpha of the Sage Moon pack, recognizes her as his mate, but Holland rejects the werewolf truth—until her ex, Robbie, tracks her down and Remy is forced to shift to protect her. While Holland slowly trusts Remy and the pack (with Gamma Todd quietly building her safety net), Robbie sobers up, learns the town’s secret, and undergoes a brutal, forbidden ritual to become a “defective” wolf. Remy courts Holland carefully; she moves into the pack house just as Angel—Remy’s elegant ex—returns claiming to be his true mate. A staged misunderstanding drives Holland away, and Robbie kidnaps her. Angel manipulates Remy into thinking Holland ran; days later, shame and a witch’s locator spell (Mallory) send him on the hunt. In an abandoned house, Holland survives Robbie by stabbing him with dull silver; Remy arrives, kills Robbie, and must turn Holland to save her life. Against all expectations, she doesn’t become defective; healers can’t explain it. Remy marks her; they complete the mating ceremony and marry. Soon after, Holland is pregnant with their first pup. In the epilogue, Angel—revealed as the architect of the kidnapping—flees to raise an army of defective rogue wolves, vowing to destroy Sage Moon if she can’t claim it.

Cerita pernikahan Reiner dengan Sienna yang terpaksa dilakukan keduanya demi sebuah reputasi perusahaan dan sebuah dendam dimasa lalu. Riener Finnegan seorang Presdir Finne Grup perusahaan yang baru berkembang dibawah naungan Madison Real Estate Ia setuju menikah dengan Sienna seorang putri pewaris tunggal Madison Real Estate yang nyawanya sering terancam. Gadis tegas, ambisius,dingin dan gadis yang sulit untuk didekati. Keduanya mempunyai hubungan yang tidak baik, bahkan pernikahan yang diidamkan semua orang malah sesuatu momen yang buruk bagi keduanya untuk saling menyakiti pasangan suami istri. Baru dua minggu menikah Sienna kehilangan ayahnya secara tiba-tiba. Dia menyelediki kasus kematian yang ganjil. Namun sang gadis mengalami kecelakaan mobil saat mengungkap kasus ayahnya membuat dia mengalami amnesia. Kecelakaan itu merubah sikap nya sangat berbeda dari sebelumnya. Sienna menjadi gadis yang ceria, manja dan ramah sehingga banyak orang yang menyukainya. Bahkan perlahan Reiner mulai menyukai karakter unik Sienna dan terjebak dalam asmara melupakan balas dendamnya.

“Aku janji, kita akan selalu bermain bersama!” *** “Alan bilang… Alan bilang jika kita akan selalu bermain bersama… Alan, aku ingin bersamamu lebih lama lagi, aku ingin…” Aku pikir setelah memberitahu Mitsuki soal pindahan akan membuat perasaanku menjadi lega. Tapi, ternyara ini malah membuatku semakin memikirkannya. Aku semakin merasa tidak karuan, aku benar-benar membenci diriku sendiri. Sebuah senyuman yang seharusnya aku lindurngi, malah aku rusak dengan air mata. Aku benar-benar sangat menyedihkan… Kini mereka berdua mulai terpisah oleh jarak. Akankah mereka berdua dapat bertemu kembali…?

Claire life crashes when she comes home to an empty apartment. Her boyfriend, Ben had run away with all her savings, sold all her furniture, leaving her with nothing but a broken heart. She tries to forget the heart ache by having a one night stand with a handsome stranger. Her luck changed when her father, a media mogul, who she never thought existed shows up introducing her to her step brother. But in an odd twist she realizes that he was her one night stand.

Bianca's past had taught her to distrust others. She cut herself apart from everyone and claimed that she could only trust herself and her family. Until one day, someone showed her the world she had been missing and led her out of her comfort zone. Will this be the love they've been looking for all along? Is this love able to save them from their fate?