Man, I totally get the curiosity about 'My Dad Wrote A Porno'—it’s such a wild ride! But here’s the thing: it’s not actually a traditional novel you’d find as a free PDF floating around. The whole phenomenon started as a podcast where Jamie Morton reads his dad’s hilariously awful erotic fiction, complete with cringe-worthy prose and bizarre plot twists. The charm is in the delivery—the group’s reactions and commentary are half the fun. If you’re looking for the written version, it’s been published as a book, but it’s not legally available for free. You might find snippets or quotes online, but the full experience is really in the audio format. Trust me, listening to them lose it over lines like 'her breasts hung like pomegranates' is priceless.
That said, if you’re into absurd humor, the podcast is 100% worth your time. It’s become a cult favorite for a reason—there’s nothing else quite like it. The book version exists, but it’s more of a companion piece. If you’re tight on cash, check if your local library has the audiobook or physical copy. Or, y’know, treat yourself to a few episodes—it’s free on most podcast platforms, and you’ll be hooked by the end of the first chapter (or should I say 'business meeting'?).