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Aliya terpaksa menikah dengan calon iparnya, karena Alison yang melarikan diri sehari sebelum pernikahan berlangsung. Akan tetapi, setelah semua itu Alison justru kembali dengan rasa tidak terima. Dia melakukan segala cara untuk membuat Aliya dan Argan berpisah. Sedangkan Argan yang sudah kecewa dengan Alison menolak untuk kembali padanya, dan melepaskan Aliya sebagai istrinya. Akankah Argan dan Aliya mampu untuk terus bertahan?

Saat SMA 1 Jakarta sedang mengadakan 'Wall of Fame', Miss. Popular, Jasmine Annisya tentu saja ingin mendapat foto di tempat wall of fame. Tapi semua tidak berjalan lancar seperti rencana. Gray Nicklaus, Mister. Popular yang tidak diketahui keberadaannya oleh Jasmine menghancurkan sesi foto Jasmine. Tentu saja Jasmine langsung menuduh cowok tersebut sebagai penghancur. Tapi yang tidak diketahui olehnya adalah kalau dia akan membuat kesepakatan bersamanya. Kesepakatan yang menyeleneh, tapi membuat mereka menjadi dekat. Bahkan, kedekatan mereka ditakuti oleh saudara kembar Gray. Tapi itu bukan penghalang bagi Gray untuk terus mengikuti kesepakatan bodoh yang ditawarkan oleh Jasmine. Hubungan mereka terlalu larut dalam sosial media, sampai mereka lupa, bahwa yang mereka rasakan adalah hal nyata. Dan saat mereka sadar, itu semua sudah terlambat.

Hindi matanggap ni Syler ang harap-harapang pagtataksil na ginawa sa kanya ng lalaki na una niyang minahal. Of course, she wanted to get even with her ex-boyfriend. Hindi siya makapapayag na hindi ito magantihan matapos siya nitong huthutan ng malaking salapi. Isa sa naisip niyang paraan para makaganti ay siraan ito sa mga nobelang sinusulat niya. Magpakalunod sa alak ang naging solusyon niya sa unang kabiguan sa pag-ibig, ngunit nang mahimasmasan ay doon lang niya napagtanto na nasa ibang kuwarto na siya. It was Rusty Vergara's unit for holy heaven sake! Hindi niya akalain na sa katauhan nito ay madali niyang maipapamukha sa kanyang ex-boyfriend na sa isang kisapmata lang ay kayang-kaya niya itong ipagpalit. Pero sabi nga nila magaling maglaro ang tadhana. Kaya kung makikipaglaro ka rito, siguraduhin mong matalino ka para hindi ka uuwing luhaan sa huli. "We won't fall in love to each other." Ito pa ang natatandaan niyang sinambit niya nang buong tapang. Ano'ng nangyari? Kinain niya lahat nang sinabi niya, dahil isang araw nagising na lang si Syler na gusto na niya ang binata. It was not a part of their deal. Wala man iyon sa plano niya ay handa na siyang sumubok magmahal muli. 'Yon nga lang ay hindi siya naging handa sa panibagong kamalasan na darating. Yes, she's a romance writer. Umiikot sa usaping pag-ibig ang mga sinusulat niya. Pero dahil sa kabiguan din sa pag-ibig ay ayaw na niyang maniwala na nag-eexist pa ang happy ending, kung hindi rin naman siya ang magiging heroine ni Rusty sa totoong buhay.

Bagaimana rasanya ketika jiwa suami berada dalam raga istrinya yang sedang mengandung dan akan dipoligami? Ulfa dan Abraham adalah suami istri yang mengalami kecelakaan sehingga mengakibatkan jiwanya terperangkap dalam raga suaminya tatkala siuman. Hal-hal lucu terjadi karena tak terbiasa dengan status dan genre asal. Apa rahasia-rahasia yang ditutupi oleh suaminya yang akan diketahui oleh Ulfa ketika ia hidup dalam raga suaminya?

“Honey, this is Drake, my boyfriend,” mom’s voice snapped me back to reality. “He’ll be your new father.” Like seriously? Will he be my father? I was about to tell my mother off on her acclamation. There’s no way in hell that I’ll allow such a stud to be my father. However, before I could utter the words on my lips, my wolf stirred and jumped with joy and instead of a protest, it screamed ‘Mate' ----- On a mission to find his uncle who killed his elder brother. Drake went to Silvertail to haunt his evil uncle. To keep his identity as the Alpha king, he humbled himself and chose to live with his newly found girlfriend. However, everything changed when her daughter happened to be his long awaited mate.

For Fola who has been homeschooled all her life, she wanted a normal life far from the demons of her past that she never seems to outgrow and hence, her decision to attend a normal school.Nothing prepares her for the quick and instant friendship with the school's prettiest face, Mojirola which ultimately leads her to Tobi. Her friendship with the two was everything she ever wanted.Except that it might end up becoming her greatest nightmare.

Khloe Maureen Neufeld, a Filipino-Australian exchange student of Vanshelleton University to America whose average grade is always 1.00% making her the only female student who ever achieve that marks throughout the history of the said Institution. With that, she's dubbed as the "Genius Queen". On her stay in America, she met Timothy Clarke Schubert: a bad boy and a gangster's mastermind who only cares about three things: Music, beer, and S*x. Will the genius fall for this type of guy despite her motto, "Don't choose what's wrong"?

Apakah ini kisah tentang seorang menantu yang tertindas oleh mertua dan suaminya? Atau justru menantu yang malah menuntut balas pada mertua yang telah menghabiskan seluruh gaji suaminya dengan cara cantik? Lebih lengkapnya, jangan lupa ikutin terus ceritanya, ya!

Dalam acara malam keakraban dengan mahasiswa baru yang digelar di alam terbuka, Elang hadir sebagai panitia dengan misi pribadi. Yaitu mendekati mahasiswi yang memiliki paha mulus seperti Syahreni, dengan daya tarik seperti Afrodit. Namun, Elang yang setengah mabuk sama sekali tidak menyangka, bukannya mengencani sang pujaan hati, tapi justru terdampar di tenda dengan dosen pembimbingnya. Setelah sadar dari gairahnya, Elang tercekat. Dia menemukan sang dosen melotot, menaikkan kedua alis dan marah padanya. Bagaimana nasib Elang selanjutnya?

In previous life Kim Lily was mercilessly killed. The person took her life because she dared to love. The person she loved wasn't able to save her on time. He lost to the murderer because of a deep betrayel and that defeat cost Lily her life. Now Lily is reborn in the wealthiest family where nobody can even dare to touch her silky hair. She is happy, wealthy and loved. She was having a blissful life filled with happiness when she met him again. The same lover which she loved with all her heart untill her last breath in her previous life. What will be her reaction to know that he is not human anymore? Will she accept his love? Or hate him for not saving her? To know more about Lily's complicated story stay tuned.