The Apocalypse Hoarder
"Zombies? Don't insult this disaster with such a cheap comparison."
Zombies could be fought with guns, fire, steel, and human ingenuity. But this? This was nature's wrath. Against the cosmos itself, humans were no more than fragile insects, doomed before they even realized it. These people had no idea the horror they were truly facing.
Meanwhile, Vincent strutted through the chat.
"Don't worry about it! I've got money. I'll spend it however I like. If you want to sell, DM me. If not, forget it."