Begging for Nothing
"You say you did nothing, but in this picture, one of you is shirtless, and the other is in nothing but his underwear. Is this what 'nothing' looks like?"
"Where did you get this?"
Lucas instantly panicked. "No, no, it's not what you think! I was making soup, and I was sweating a lot. Cassandra told me to take off my shirt to cool down—she said her air conditioning was broken."
Zachary hurried to add, "Yes, exactly! She spilled soup all over my pants. They were soaked, so I couldn't wear them. She told me to take them off so she could wash them, but—"