Who Wrote Hitman: My Real Life In The Cartoon World Of Wrestling?

Reading 'Barbarian Days' felt like being handed someone else's map of obsession and then realizing it traces my own secret roads. The book isn't just about chasing waves; it's a study in devotion — how a single passion reshapes priorities, relationships, and the way you measure risk. Finnegan's relentless pursuit shows the beauty and the brutality of commitment: weathering seasons of failure, learning humility in the face of nature, and finding mentors and rivals who sharpen you. There are smaller lessons braided through the surfing tales, too: patience as a craft, curiosity as fuel, and travel as education. He also confronts the costs — missed family moments, the physical toll, the long nights of doubt — which made me think about balance in my own life. I closed the last page wanting to be bolder but kinder to myself, and oddly grateful for the messy apprenticeship of growing into someone who keeps trying despite the odds.

Imagine unrolling a yellowed political cartoon across a desk and treating it like a conversation with the past. I start by anchoring it in time: who drew it, when was it published, and what events were unfolding that year? That context often unlocks why certain images — steamships, railroads, or a striding figure representing the United States — appear so confidently. I also ask who the intended audience was, because a cartoon in a northern paper, a southern paper, or a British periodical carries very different vibes and biases. Next I move into close-looking. I trace symbols, captions, and body language: who looks powerful, who looks caricatured, and what metaphors are at play (is the land a garden to be cultivated, a wilderness to be tamed, or a prize to be wrested?). I compare tone and rhetorical strategies — is it celebratory, mocking, or fearful? Finally, I bring in other sources: letters, legislative debates, and maps to see how the cartoon fits into broader rhetoric about expansion. That triangulation helps me challenge simple readings and leaves me thinking about how visual propaganda shaped real lives and policies — it’s surprisingly human for ink on paper.

Cartoons love a good visual shorthand, and the skull-on-a-bottle is the ultimate, instant read: death, danger, don’t touch. The symbol has roots that go back much further than animated shorts—think memento mori imagery, sailors’ flags, and even medieval alchemy. In the 19th century, people often marked poisonous tinctures and household poisons with very clear signs (and sometimes oddly shaped or colored glass) so you wouldn’t confuse them with medicine. That real-world history bled into pop culture, and the skull stuck because it’s dramatic, recognizable, and a little bit theatrical—perfect for a gag or a spooky scene. Practically speaking, cartoons need symbols that read at a glance. You’ve got a few seconds in a frame or a panel to tell the audience what’s going on, and the skull silhouette reads across ages and languages. Back when comics and animated shorts were often in black-and-white or small-format print, the skull’s high-contrast shape made it ideal. Creators also lean on cultural shorthand: pirates = skulls, poison = skulls, graveyards = skulls. It’s shorthand that saves space and gets a laugh or a chill without narration. Even modern safety standards echo that clarity—the Globally Harmonized System uses a skull-and-crossbones pictogram for acute toxicity, so the association is still current and official, not just theatrical. Personally, I used to scribble little potion bottles with skulls in the margins of my notebooks; it’s playful but a tiny visual lesson in symbolism. Cartoons flirt with danger but keep it readable: the skull says ‘this is not for sipping’ in a way a tiny label would not. That said, the real world is messier—poisons today are labeled with standardized warnings and often aren’t obvious at all—so the skull in cartoons is more an exaggeration than instruction. I like how the icon has survived and adapted: it can be menacing, goofy, or downright silly depending on the art style, and that flexibility keeps it fun to spot in old and new shows alike.

Bright labels and exaggerated drips are where the fun begins for me. When animators design a cartoon poison bottle they are basically designing a tiny character with a clear job: to telegraph danger instantly, readably, and often with personality. I think about silhouette first — a weird, memorable outline reads even at a glance, so artists choose bulbous flasks, long-necked vials, or squat apothecary jars that stand out against the background. Color choices follow that silhouette: lurid greens, sickly purples, and acidic yellows are clichés for a reason because they read as ‘not food’ even in black-and-white thumbnails. Contrast is king, so a bright liquid against a dark label, or vice versa, makes the bottle pop on-screen. Labels and iconography do heavy lifting. A skull-and-crossbones is the classic shorthand, but designers often tweak it — crooked skulls, melted labels, handwritten warnings, or pictograms that fit the show’s tone. If it’s a slapstick cartoon, the label might be overly explicit and comically large; if it’s eerie horror, the label could be torn, faded, and half-hidden. Texture and materials matter too: glass reflections, bubbling viscous liquid, cork stoppers, or wax seals all suggest origin and age. Small animated details — a slow bubble rising, a drip forming at the lip, or a faint inner glow — make the bottle alive and dangerous. Timing those little motions with sound cues amplifies impact; a single ploop or a metallic clink can turn a prop into a moment. Beyond visuals, context and staging finish the job. Where the bottle sits in the frame, how characters react, and how it’s lit all shape perception. Placing a bottle in sharp focus with a shallow depth-of-field, under a sickly green rim light, or framed by creeping shadows makes it central and menacing. Conversely, using a comedic squash-and-stretch when it bounces on a table immediately signals it’s more gag than threat. I love when designers borrow historical references or sprinkle story clues onto bottles — a maker’s mark, an alchemical sigil, or a recipe note that hints at plot points. All those micro-choices build an instant impression: information plus emotion. Personally, I always watch these tiny designs with the same glee I reserve for favorite character cameos — they’re little pieces of storytelling genius that never fail to make me grin.

Curly-haired boys in cartoons often stick with me because their hair seems to tell half the personality before they even speak. I’m thinking of a few solid examples: the warm, round-voiced protagonist in 'Steven Universe' is voiced by Zach Callison, whose performance blends kidlike sincerity with surprising emotional depth. Then there’s the nervous, whiny-but-loveable kid in 'The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius' — Carl Wheezer is most famously voiced by Rob Paulsen, who gives him that distinct high, quivering tone that pairs perfectly with Carl’s fluffy, slightly curly hair. On the movie side, Miguel Rivera from 'Coco' has that soft, curly mop and is voiced by Anthony Gonzalez, whose singing and acting brought real heart to the character. I also like pointing out Flint Lockwood from 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs' — Bill Hader voices him with a frantic, hilarious cadence that matches his unruly hair and eccentric scientist energy. And if you stretch the definition a bit, Shaggy from 'Scooby-Doo' has that shaggy look and was originally voiced by Casey Kasem and, more recently in many productions, by Matthew Lillard. These are just a handful — the casting choices often play up the hair as shorthand for personality, and the voice actors lean into that. Those performances are the reason I still go back and rewatch scenes; the voices make the curls feel alive.

Bright hair gets attention, and the creators behind those famous redheads knew exactly how to make them unforgettable. I tend to think of Ariel first: the original mermaid comes from Hans Christian Andersen's tale 'The Little Mermaid', but the iconic redheaded Ariel everyone pictures was sculpted by Disney's animation team for the 1989 film — led artistically by Glen Keane and directors Ron Clements and John Musker. That mix of a classic author and modern animators shows how a redhead can be both literary and cinematic. Beyond Ariel, there are comic-book and cartoon legends who owe their hues to very different creative hands. Jean Grey sprang from the imagination of Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and later developers who shaped her into the Phoenix; Mary Jane Watson — another redhead who lodged in pop culture brains — was introduced to the world by Stan Lee and artist John Romita Sr. On the lighter side, 'Archie' came out of Archie Comics thanks to Bob Montana and publisher John L. Goldwater, while 'Daphne Blake' and 'Wilma Flintstone' are products of the classic Hanna-Barbera world (with creators like Joe Ruby and Ken Spears playing roles in that universe). Even contemporary creators like Craig McCracken gave us Blossom from 'Powerpuff Girls', and Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle made 'Kim Possible' a redheaded action hero. What I love about this spread of creators is how red hair signals different things depending on the creator's intent — innocence, fire, sultriness, mischief, or fortitude. From Astrid Lindgren's feisty 'Pippi Longstocking' to the sultry silhouette in 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' (Jessica Rabbit sprang from Gary K. Wolf's pages into the film where designers amplified her look), these creators used red hair as a storytelling tool. It’s fun to trace how an artistic choice by someone decades ago still shapes how I picture these characters today — feels like a tapestry woven across books, comics, and animation, and I’m always drawn back to the redheads first.

Sketching a duck in five minutes is like cooking a tiny, goofy omelet — speedy and satisfying. I start with a simple rhythm line for the body: a soft S-curve that tells me where the head and tail live, then drop two circles, one for the body and a smaller one for the head. From there I block in the beak with a flattened triangle and a tiny crescent for the eye socket. Those big, bold shapes let me exaggerate proportions right away: big head, stubby body, oversized beak — cartoon ducks love that. I use a thumbnail step next: I scribble three tiny 1-inch variations, pick the funniest silhouette, and blow it up. That silhouette trick saves so much time; if it reads clearly as a duck in black, it will read when refined. For digital work I rely on layers: a loose sketch layer, a clean line layer at lower opacity, and a color fill layer that snaps to shapes. Flip the canvas, squint, and simplify details — beak, eye, and feet are the personality anchors, everything else is optional. If I’m doing a gag panel I’ll reuse a basic head+beak template and tweak the eye or eyebrow to sell different emotions. It feels like cheating, but it’s efficient and stylish, and I come away smiling every time.

Saturday mornings used to feel sacred for me, and a huge part of that was watching shows that centered on wildly popular female cartoon characters. I’d point to 'Sailor Moon' as one of the clearest examples — it's basically a blueprint for how a magical-girl team can become a cultural touchstone. Close behind are 'The Powerpuff Girls' with Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup redefining superhero tropes for kids, and 'She-Ra and the Princesses of Power', which modernized the genre with layered characters and queer representation. Then there’s 'Kim Possible'—a crisp, action-comedy that made its lead a pop culture icon, balancing school life with crimefighting. Beyond those, shows like 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' and its follow-up 'The Legend of Korra' aren't centered solely on female characters, but feature some of the most beloved and complex women in animation: Katara, Toph, Korra. 'Steven Universe' builds an almost entirely female-presenting cast of heroes who are emotionally nuanced and resonate with both kids and adults. For me, these shows matter because they combine great storytelling with memorable designs and voice performances that stick with you — they’re the shows I still quote and rewatch on rainy afternoons.