Joe Yo
At our seventh-anniversary party, our friends are playing one of those viral personality games where people are compared to animals.
Mindy Sutton props her chin on her hand and looks at Julian Payne.
"What animal am I?" she asks.
Julian doesn't even hesitate before answering, "A cat. You have a bad temper, you're always scratching people, and you love making other people's lives difficult."
Mindy is just about to glare at him when he smiles and tucks a loose strand of hair behind her ear.
"But purebred cats are supposed to be high-maintenance. No matter how much money or patience it takes to keep them happy, they're worth it."
The crowd erupts with teasing, saying that isn't an insult, and that Julian is clearly just bragging about having a precious cat.
Someone else asks, "What about Celine?"
Julian glances at me. For a long moment, he says nothing.
"Her? A dog."
A friend immediately jumps in to smooth things over, saying, "Right. Celine is like a puppy—warm, cheerful, and always following around the person she loves."
Julian lowers his head and chuckles.
"No. She's a dog because no matter how many times you chase her away, she keeps coming back. I've blocked her 27 times and called off our weddings three times. At most, she cries for one night, then comes crawling back to me the next day."
Everyone at the table bursts into laughter.
Before the night ends, a jewelry store delivers two gift boxes. Mindy receives a rare cat's-eye bracelet worth 480 thousand dollars, while I receive a silver dog tag.
Engraved on the back of the dog tag are the words, "If lost, please return to Julian Payne."
Mindy doubles over with laughter and leans against his shoulder.
"Aren't you worried she'll actually run away one day?"
Julian fastens the bracelet around her wrist and answers casually, "Dogs are loyal to their owners."
I smile too.
That night, I place the dog tag on top of the receipt of the cancellation of our fourth wedding.
This time, I'm not going back to him.