Black Corn
A group of anglers organizes a night fishing trip to a mysterious reservoir. The entry fee is 500 dollars per person, with a guarantee of reeling in a massive catch that's at least 100 pounds.
Feeling the lone ten-dollar bill in my pocket, I put on a pitiful act in the group chat.
"My mom keeps me on a tight leash. You guys go get rich."
That night, my social media feed is flooded with their posts. Photos of wild catches that are as big as a grown man's arms, as well as stacks of cold, hard cash from their so-called haul.
Chowing down on cheap street-side tacos, I scoff.
"Even the gods can't make the fish bite at high noon. Careful you don't trade your life for that payday."
Come next morning, a hysterical mob of wives—seven of them in total—descends on my front door, screaming and wailing.
"Was Vince with you last night?"
"They're all gone! The men, their cars, everything—gone! Their last known location was right by your apartment!"
The lead detective slaps the cuffs on me.
As it turns out, that reservoir has been completely dry for the last 30 years.