Jade in the Woods
My wife, Noelle Ramsey, has gone mad.
Every day, she scrutinizes the slightest of changes in my demeanor, looking for proof that I'm cheating on her.
"You smell different today. I've watched enough dramas to know it means that you let another woman rub her scent all over you! You must fire every woman in your company tomorrow!"
Initially, I think that it's because I'm not providing her with enough of a sense of security. However, firing all of the female staff at my company is just unrealistic.
So, I have no choice but to bring her along with me to the office every day instead.
On the first day, she demands to know why I let the female janitor into my office, insisting that it is a private space.
On the second day, she slaps a highly paid female manager, claiming that her wearing a suit to work is a deliberate attempt to seduce me.
No matter how I try to explain things to her, Noelle refuses to listen. She keeps repeating, "You're taking their side on purpose! You don't love me anymore now that you're rich!"
I'm driven to the point of exhaustion and despair, and at one point, I actually begin considering restructuring the company. But at that moment, I receive three text messages on my phone.
"Your wife is causing trouble on purpose. If you fire these highly paid talents you personally cultivated, her childhood friend, Howard Pearce, will poach them at once.
"They'll feel indebted to him for the opportunity and hand over all your company's cutting-edge technology, and within two years, they'll completely ruin your business!
"I am you ten years from the future, Derek Weaver. Please hold on to your company's talent. And when choosing between your marriage and your career, always choose the latter."