Brandy Branch
I have to go on a business trip for a week, so I get a cat-sitter to come over and feed my cat Muffin while I'm away.
But on the second day, when I check the live footage from the living room surveillance camera, I see my fiancee, Kate Swanson's childhood friend Samuel Lambert enter the password for the front door and walk into the house. Then, he throws a grape into Muffin's bowl.
Samuel Lambert raises an eyebrow in the direction of the surveillance camera. "Hey, Jonathan. Muffin is a smart one, isn't it? It's not touching the grape at all."
Then, as I watch in horror, he unplugs the surveillance camera.
I feel my heart sink, and I immediately ask the cat-sitter to head back over and check in on Muffin.
Then, I call Kate and question her. "You gave Samuel the password to our house again, didn't you? Did you know he tried feeding Muffin a grape, and he even unplugged the surveillance camera in the living room?"
Kate answers with thinning patience, "But Muffin is fine, isn't he? Samuel was just messing around. He doesn't mean it. Also, he has already apologized to me. He said what happened with the surveillance camera was just an accident.
"Come on, you're a grown man, so stop making such a huge fuss over nothing. Samuel and I have known each other since we were in diapers. Am I not allowed to talk to him anymore after we get married? Well, I guess Samuel was right. You really are somewhat of a control freak."
That's the 38th time.
I've changed the password 38 times, which is also the number of times Kate has leaked the new password to Samuel.
For some reason, I don't think I'll change it a 39th time.