Anzac Little
When I practice standing at attention during the freshman orientation program, my mom, Jasmine Miller, decides to lock me up in a car with fully sealed windows just because I'm the first one who wipes sweat off her brow.
"You were never able to stand properly ever since you were a kid! How dare you embarrass me in front of everyone with that slump of yours! In that case, you might as well reflect on yourself in the car!"
The temperature in the car soon rose to 140 degrees Fahrenheit. I could only grip my throat, which is closing up rapidly, as I bang on the car window and plead to Mom to let me out.
But she merely glances at the temperature shown on the monitor inside the car before locking all the doors with a jab of the remote control.
"It's only 96.8 degrees inside the car! Heck, it's even a degree lower than the temperature outside! Keep putting on that act of yours, why don't you?"
But what Mom doesn't know is that the car's system has already gotten disconnected from the Internet a long time ago.
Seeing as the temperature inside the car is still increasing, I have no choice but to ask my orientation leader, Edwin Styke, for help.
But he actually agrees with Mom's approach to things.
"If every parent were as strict as Ms. Miller, none of the youngsters would grow up fragile and whiny!"
Driven by sheer despair, I can only slump in the backseat. Soon, my consciousness fades away completely.
Some of my peers try to plead on my behalf, only to witness the way Mom tosses her car key into the dumpster.
"Kate really is enjoying her break, huh? Now that she's lying inside the car, she refuses to even move a muscle! Well then, she can lie there all she wants!"
But Mom, I don't need you to free me anymore.
After all, I can feel myself ascending slowly from the car. Finally, I'm free from this sauna!
As I stare at Mom's furious face, I can only grip the hem of my sweat-soaked shirt uneasily.
I'm sorry for embarrassing you in front of everyone again, Mom…