Cutie Kitty
During the holidays, my husband, Andrew Hartwell, flakes out on the vacation trip we've planned in advance once again. He has to go on a business trip in another state at the very last minute.
But the next moment I know, I stumble upon a social media post uploaded by his assistant, Chloe Miller, that features a photo of them lying on the beach side by side while sunbathing.
The caption reads, "Mr. Hartwell watched the moon with me last month, and he's now watching the sea with me on this vacation. Everyone, please help me brainstorm which location he'll have to take me during the next holiday! P.S. That location has to be super pretty for photo-taking sessions. After all, Mr. Hartwell looks super handsome in the photos!"
Everyone begins throwing out ideas and suggestions in the comment section.
I pause for two seconds before leaving behind a comment calmly. "Why not the city hall? Not only is it a nice place, but you two can also receive a marriage certificate of your own."
The colleagues, who know about my marriage with Andrew, are stunned, to say the least. Soon, they quickly text each other and start harboring guesses on the way I'm about to get jealous and start a fight with Andrew.
Meanwhile, Andrew is quick to call me on the phone impatiently.
"Why are you this petty? What's wrong with me sunbathing with Chloe? Can't I take a break on my business trip?
"So what if I skip out on spending time with you? Must you kick up such a ruckus? I want you to delete your comment right now! Otherwise, others might view Chloe differently!
"Besides, we're already married! There are so many holidays in the future. I'll just spend time with you on the next one!"
As I listen to Andrew's stale excuse, I can't help but scoff.
There's no more next time. Once the holiday is over, we'll have already received our divorce decree.