50 Shades Of Grey Read By Gilbert Gottfried Novels & Stories

I could feel his eyes still on me, watching the way I held the book, the way I shifted my weight. The 7 second mark was my current record for how long I could hold his gaze without flinching or looking away. It was a stupid, private game I’d invented—a test of wills. If I looked away first, he won. If he looked away first, I won, which somehow translated in my twisted brain to: I have the upper hand in everything. “That’s Jane Austen,” Grey noted, without looking at the cover. “Not usually your style.” I lowered the book, meeting his dark eyes. “And what, precisely, is my style, Grey?”

Gray was comfortably seated on one of the couches in the living room, with a book in hand, and without sparing them a glance, said nothing more. “Melanie’s got you reading now?” Caelum asked, initiating conversation. “Says it’s her favorite book yet,” Gray replied. “How many more of this must I read?” “A lot more,” Astraea answered. “She makes me read them too.” “This is taking forever,” Gray said, closed the book, and stood. He looked them over with an amused expression, Astraea noticing the glint of joy in his eyes. He turned to walk away. “See you around,” he said, waving a hand without looking back.

Some friend she was, leaving me all alone with the big bad wolf, who looked ready to bite as he settled into her seat. "I-I-I wasn't talking about you sir, it-it's just this movie I watched last night—" He leaned close, a smirk on his face, eyebrows raised. "Oh really?" I nodded eagerly. "Yeah." "Title?" I stared absent-mindedly at his lips... they were so pink, so full and lustrous. I shook my head to clear the fog in my head. "Huh?" "What's the name of the movie?" He clarified. I said the first thing that came to mind, "Oh... uh-uhm, Fifty Shades of Grey." then paled when I realized what I had just said.

He explains. "Oh, that’s nice of her…" I walk closer to see a book. I pick it up. Fifty shades of grey. "That’s the last book I ever want you reading…" Rowan says grabbing it out of my hands. I look at him in shock. “What’s it about?" I ask. I watch him chuck it in the bin. "Things you don’t need to worry yourself about. I’m going to have to speak to Mia about the books you’re allowed to read." He mutters grumpily.

When my entire body is flat on the adorned satin comforter, he gently peels my panties off, admiring the view once again. “So beautiful,” he murmurs, his fingertips grazing the skin over my ribcage ever so gently. Grey hovers over me, locking his penetrating azure gaze on me. Our bodies do not touch yet I feel a powerful sensation run through me. Prickly yet pleasurable, just like the feeling I got anytime i had a wet dream about him. The feeling grows stronger, turning from a prickle to a pulsation, coursing in my veins, kissing every nerve ending in my body. I’m gasping, unable to hold on anymore. The satin comforter rumples and stretches under my desperate grip. Grey’s eyes never leave mi

“I plan on keeping you happy like this sweetheart. Seeing you this happy I can’t describe the feelings that go on inside me every time I see that smile on your face.” “Oh, how sweet of you.” “As it says in that ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ book we aim to please Miss. Blakemoore.” Wait, What? “You’ve read that book?” This just got interesting. “Not just read baby, I’ve watched the movies too, learned a thing or two from it too but I promise I won’t show you unless you are ready.” “How chivalrous of you, I didn’t expect for you to pick up a smut book like that to read.”

Cindy was tip toeing to look behind Richard while Nick had an expression of pure amusement. "Hello there." Nick looked like a child in christmas with a bunch of presents to open. He and Cindy stepped inside the lift and pressed the number 10. Fucking cockblockers. Every fucking time! "Cindy, I was reading this book. I saw reviews of it, right." Nick began and I just knew I wasn't going to like what he was going to say. "And I was just reading this part where the main character gets the girl into a lift and as soon as the doors close, bum! They start to make out. Hot, don't you think? Making out in a lift, wouldn't you say, Jen? Christian Grey style."

Just rows of books and silence. I exhaled quietly and shut the door behind me. Maybe I imagined it. I walked further in, reaching for a book before settling down to read. But then— "Mmm, no... yes" I paused. "Ahh, yes.. Greg, please...mmm" The sound came again. Clearer this time. "Fuck...Anne... you are so good" Good? I tried processing those rough words over. "You want me don't you? huh?" "Yes, no it's wrong...fuck, yes please"

“How about to all the boys I’ve loved or The Princess Switch? I mean the last one isn’t good but I like the first one. Ouu I wonder if there’s a fifty shades of grey inspired movie I’d totally watch, let me look through N*****x.” I stare at her blankly. I've heard of 50 shades trilogy but I haven’t read or seen the movie. “You’re looking at me like you’ve never seen it.” I shake my head and she gasps. “Oh my God, we’re watching them all.” She beams while taking her TV remote. She logs into her N*****x account and plays the first movie.

But now, with Liam’s flash drive burning a hole in my palm, I finally understood. With a reluctant sigh, I slotted the flash drive into the port. The screen blinked once, twice, then a file popped open automatically. No choice. No options. Just one direction…straight into whatever Liam wanted me to see. The screen loaded, and my stomach twisted. A movie. The bold letters appeared across the screen: Fifty Shades of Grey. My mouth went dry. What the hell? Is this some kind of joke?