He Took Her to Bed, I Sent Them to Hell
My flower stall that's stationed outside the university entrance gets thrashed by the hooligans hired by my husband, Anthony Rivera. So, I show up at Sienna Wright, the low-income student's graduation ceremony with a bouquet of roses.
Anthony, who's a university professor, is in the middle of turning Sienna's tassel for her. When they are taking a photo together with smiles on their faces, I turn on my megaphone right away.
"My husband longs to have two wives. One is the student he's sleeping with. To celebrate their affair, all roses are now 3 dollars each."
Everyone just stares at Anthony, clearly dumbfounded.
Meanwhile, Anthony, who prides himself on being cool and composed, finds himself panicking once again.