Tales of a gay man
This was on my second to last day, after 5 PM, when the few people that were still working in the office had long left the court.
My desk was situated in front of the first row of shelved books and there was almost no distance between my chair and the shelves. The book he was looking for was situated in that first row and he had to pass behind me to get to the book. I offered to get it for him but he wouldn’t hear of it. When he first went to get the book he was facing the shelves, and even though I tried to make as much room for him as possible, as he went along the shelf, his huge ass grazed my head for a couple of seconds and I could swear that he was making it longer than it should have