Absurd Novels

"We will never come back here next summer. We won't." Kuya Dusk's voice sounded with finality. I heard my brothers sighed heavily. They both kissed me in my forehead, and the next thing I knew, my vision were blocked by darkness. I am to reckless for giving trust. I am a foolish when I gave love. It's all absurd, but I did all that. For him, for the man I thought of never gonna hurt me. I want to forget you. I hope I could wake up tomorrow with no worries, tomorrow that I will no longer remember you, Trevor. I wish I could forget how I gave my whole stupid heart to you.

Catherine swore she would never fall into his arms. But John Blackwell had money, dangerous lips, and an absurd talent for dismantling her will. When she agreed to live with him, she thought desire would be enough. It wasn’t. The pressure from his family made him choose a “worthy” wife—and left her shattered. But billionaires never quit the game. John came back to claim her body and her love. Everything was fine... until Álvaro, his charmingly toxic friend, decided to make her his next conquest. Now Catherine is trapped between two men who want her with the same ferocity that could destroy her. And the problem is that sometimes temptation tastes better than loyalty.

Werewolves. Supernaturals. They weren't part of Anisa's world, infact they only existed in novels and movies. And none of which interested the 25 year old college student. But all that changes when she gets into an accident and fate being a sarcastic mistress, turned her life upside down. She wakes up and finds herself in a book. And not just any book, but a werewolf book. That was not all, it turned out that the most possessive and infuriating Alpha was her mate. But how was that possible when she wasn't from their world? Will she be able to survive in this new realm? Accept the possessive male as her mate, or find her way back home?

"Kita bangkrut Ani, kita miskin," ucap Rhoma. "Tidak Rhoma, tidak ...." teriak Ani sembari menjambak rambutnya dan berteriak histeris. Tak pernah bisa Ani bayangkan kalau dirinya harus menjadi orang miskin akibat kebodohan suaminya yang terlalu mempercayai pengacara keluarganya. Hari itu, Ani tertidur sebagai seorang istri pengusaha sukses, kaya raya loh jinawi dan terbangun sebagai seorang miskin yang harus membuat dirinya juga keluarganya pindah dari Jakarta ke Cililin. Bisakah ia dan keluarganya beradaptasi dengan kehidupan desa yang jauh dari kata modern dan memiliki tetangga yang kelakuannya absurd dan out of the box? Bisakah dirinya yang sudah terbiasa hidup enak, di mana setiap hari makan di restoran mahal dan hidup bergelimang harta, harus berubah menjadi wanita yang makan seadanya dan hidup pas-pasan juga terlunta-lunta? Sudah tampak mengerikan bukan? Tapi, Tuhan punya cara absurd untuk membuat keluarga Rhoma lebih sengsara lagi. Iya ... Tuhan membuat keluarga mereka terbalut hutang yang sangat besar, hingga mereka dikejar-kejar debt collector tampan nan rupawan yang mampu menggetarkan ginjal semua janda dan perawan di desa Cililin yang bernama Fikri Bulbul. Dengan membaca kisah ini Anda sudah ikut berpartisipasi dalam dunia Rhoma yang manis, romantis dan kocak. Ingat ... bila Anda tertawa sampai bengek hingga di anggap kurang waras oleh sekitar Anda, jangan salahkan Keluarga Rhoma tapi, salahkan penulisnya. XOXO Gallon yang Hobi Kellon.

**PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS BOOK IS CURRENTLY BEING EDITED AND REVISED*** Dragged to a ball where the country's most eligible bachelor is rumoured to be choosing a wife, Elizabeth wanted to be anywhere but here. Knowing her mother was counting on being tied to the Dereon's, the country's most powerful family, she decides to put her best foot forward. But with no one even knowing how August Dereon looks, how will the night go? August Rain is filled with a roller coaster of emotions and storylines. From betrayals to murder and pregnancy - and a mafia subplot, get your fill of Dragonfly and Mr Dereon in this sweet romance novel. *Book 1 of The Mafia Trinity Series of Novels*

Governed by the royal family, St. Bartholdi is a small European country surrounded by lavender fields, where Anna Madeline Lechner and her friends are trying to survive royal life and find themselves caught in a web of lies with major consequences. In the 21st century, Maddie is tired of the absurd rules and social barriers imposed by the Queen, and is determined to overcome all obstacles in search of her freedom. On the other hand, the palace's newest security guard, Matteo Bertozzi, has left everything he knew in his native Italy in search of a new life, and gets much more than he bargained for. Faced with so many restrictions, the small wooden hut in the middle of the lavender field becomes a perfect fragrant refuge, where rules disappear, time almost stops, and fantasies become reality.

Nobuchi Harlo, mahasiswa cupu abadi—gigi berantakan, postur bungkuk, perjaka kampus yang jadi bahan bully. Hingga suatu hari, Zayreena, Dewi Penguasa Hasrat dan Nafsu, menabrak hidupnya bak petir di siang bolong. Dewi gila yang menawarkan deal panas: serahkan keperjakaanmu, semua impian terwujud! Ujiannya absurd: intip bra, cium stranger, godaan liar yang bikin Nobu goyah antara malu dan nafsu. Ikuti tarian sinting dewi itu, atau bangkit jadi legenda sendiri? Siapkah kamu saksikan perjaka terakhir kampus meledak jadi alpha... atau hangus dalam neraka nafsu? Petualangan erotis, gila, tak tertebak—DIMULAI SEKARANG!!

Struggling to make ends meet for herself and her ailing mother, Melissa Dawson gets into trouble with the powerful sadistic billionaire, Alexander Pierce. After trying to beg her way out of it, Alexander proposes a contract to her with absurd conditions attached to it. Rejecting it, it only sparked the dark part of Alexander who vows to have her and clips her wings. What happens when she found out months later in Alexander's home that her entire identity has been a fake one? And when the real truth comes to light that she has been betrothed to the billionaire ever since she was a child, will she confront her past or succumb to her fears once again?

Finding a man named Jaxon Bradwood is not an easy task for Mia. She had never even met or know the man, but a threat led Mia on an absurd mission. She had been looking for a man named Jaxon Bradwood in Denver, but it seemed mysterious that everyone didn't know him. Even some people turend into rude person just by hearing his name. Finally, fate brought Mia into Jaxon Bradwood's arms. The most feard man better known as The King of Underground, a ruler of the mafia and criminal world. One by one, Mia's pasts surfaced, making her question her own identity. Who she really is? Why is her name tied to the most dangerous mafia organization?

My twin sister, Audrey Goodwin, was obsessed with romance novels about rich heirs. All she wanted was to marry into money and live like some perfect socialite. She set her sights on the silver-spoon scion in Jezelton, Michael Strickland, who'd been blind after a car accident. Audrey got close by becoming his private nurse. But she got tired of the work really quickly. So, she asked me to cover for her. When Michael finally got his eyesight back and held a huge celebration, Audrey decided to drug him so she could slide right into the role of Mrs. Strickland. I didn't stop her this time. I even went as far as booking her a luxury suite so she could carry out her plan. In my last life, I had begged Audrey not to go through with it. I told her romance novels weren't real life, and guys like Michael were way too powerful to mess with. She had actually listened and canceled the plan. But a little while later, the news broke: Michael secretly got married. It turned out that he'd been with someone else that very night. Just like that, Audrey's big fantasy was gone. She blamed me for ruining her "dream". My parents blamed me as well; they beat me and yelled at me, saying Audrey couldn't marry Michael now because of me. One night, Audrey snapped. She came into my room with a hammer and beat me to death. Now, I had been given another chance. I woke up right on the night of Michael's recovery party.