Absurdist Humour

As I sipped the water which HIS mother offered me.... I heard HIS voice. My heart skipped a beat. My mouth popped open and eyes went wide. He was standing right in front of me. Tall, handsome, his eyes met mine.... I forgot how to breathe. It was him. It was ARMAAN MALIK my one true love..... "Who's this girl Mom?" Mrs.Malik looked at me and then at him. "She's your fan." ***** Ayesha is your ordinary fangirl ....um.... not soo ordinary actually. Let's call her a crazy maniac. She just gets fits whenever she even hears Armaan Malik sing. He's her everything. All she does is think about him.... Even soo she studied hard and became a Chartered accountant just so that 1 day she could meet him and atleast work with him. But....is it that easy? Yep.... She met him and became his assistant manager...but the story won't be interesting with just work. How about a brew of romance and a spice of humour? I wonder how it might turn out.....

Our protagonist was living under the mirage of a false beautiful and happy life though in reality the world of that time was pretty corrupted by the evil leaders and higher ups. But one day the mirage broke when his beloved father killed his mother brutally in front of him. He then out of anger and sense of revenge also killed his evil father. And on that day he took an oath to annihilate the evils. But for that he didn't choose the righteous heroic path rather he believed "Only a Devil can annihilate evils." and he charged towards his goal of being a devil. To fulfill that goal he learned all kinds of fighting styles, martial arts, mastery of weaponry and with his smart, strategic, manipulative mind he started eliminating the evils a.k.a the leaders and higher ups. He also formed a small but most dealy group called "THE DEVILS" and stood against the whole world. The novel contains action, mystery solving, blood shed, assasination, humour, manipulative powerful badass protagonist etc. How will things end up for our devil disguised in the human avatar, will he survive against the world or will he fall by the hands of any angel will be revealed…….

The Alpha has an audience as she gives birth to a baby that smiles instead of cry. Her green eyes shine bright and didn't burn red like it should. Which means she has no wolf, unusual to their kind. "This is what happens when a female is Alpha. She bores a wofless child, who is of no use to us." Someone said, sparking murmurs all around the room. The news quickly spread throughout the pack, causing an uproar, with them asking for the Alpha's head. "It's you or the child." Hayley Blackwater yearned for a better life, never imagining she'd be the outcast. Or that The Alpha himself, Kane Wolfgang, would have an interest in her. Even though he seemed to always be there to save her, he was no saviour, only looking for sexual pleasure. But Fate has a sense of humour, Hayley and the Alpha are mates. But can Hayley bring herself to stay in a pack that hates her? Or will the Alpha reject her after learning her true nature? Follow Hayley as she goes from wolfless to the most powerful wolf and potential Luna. Will the pack and the Alpha accept her?

A hell-recycle world within the modern world, designed for death or near-death individuals. With the greenhouse effect resulting in instability in hell, access to hell becomes restricted, and the game keeps the new souls busy while offering them a second chance to return to their lives before death, depending on their performance. A six-digit cash prize is awarded to the winning participants, with rewards ranging from reversed choices and time manipulation to wealth and more. The 100 Doors Challenge System was designed purposely for this world, to keep the growing audience (already existing souls) entertained. Chosen participants must die beautifully at each door. The fancier and more tragic the death, the higher the views. The story alternates between real-world broadcast control rooms, digital death arenas, and fragmented dreamlike worlds designed from Author Willa’s traumas, fears, and regrets and those of the participating ghosts. 100 Doors: Die Fabulously for the Audience. This story contains graphic adult themes, including explicit sexual content, psychological tension, dark humour, trauma, and scenes of coercion and moral ambiguity. It explores mature, disturbing, and emotionally intense situations within a fantasy-system setting. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

Léa est une femme magnifique, mais étonnamment simple. Contrairement aux attentes, elle ne court ni après l'argent ni après la gloire. Elle aime les petites joies du quotidien et se moque bien des hommes qui pensent pouvoir l’acheter avec des promesses en or. Mais voilà qu’un certain Maxime, riche, charmeur et un brin arrogant, se met en tête de la séduire. Persuadé qu’elle finira par céder, il lance un défi : il la fatiguera jusqu’à ce qu’elle tombe amoureuse de lui. Sauf que Léa est bien plus coriace qu’il ne l’imaginait ! Entre situations absurdes, jeux de pouvoir et retournements inattendus, qui finira par avoir le dernier mot ? Une comédie pleine d’humour et de romance où l’amour ne se laisse pas dompter si facilement.

Skylar's hot-as-sin Alpha stepbrothers love playing dangerous games...and she's their new target. **** When she catches her cheating ex in bed with her backstabbing best friend, Skylar's world comes crashing down. That night, she ends up in the arms of a sinfully sexy guy— only to get shocked that he's her stepbrother, Myron. And it's a set-up by him and his twin brother, Ross. They used to be the annoying brats she loved to torment, but now, they are different, grown, hotter, and definitely playing dirty and dangerous. They have just one goal—to make her pay for every cruel thing she did to them in the past. But fate always has a twisted sense of humour— They turn out to be none other than her fated mates. Although her body craves their touch, Skylar wants nothing to do with them; she wants to break their matebond. But the twins? They’ll make sure she remembers exactly who’s in control this time. They want her mind and her body... and maybe even her heart. She's their obsession now, and there's no escaping them.

Il y a cinq ans, j'ai été droguée, piégée et humiliée. Ma sœur a volé mon fiancé. Les médias m'ont traitée de pute. Et j'ai disparu — avec un secret que personne n'avait vu venir. Maintenant je suis de retour. Plus sexy, plus riche, et tenant l'AS qu'ils regretteront tous d'avoir abandonné. J'ai une entreprise à développer, un enfant à élever, et oh — devinez qui est chargé d'approuver l'entrée de ma société aux États-Unis ? Exactement. Le même homme avec qui j'ai été droguée pour coucher. Et le pire ? C'est un salaud arrogant qui s'attend à ce que le monde lui baise les pieds. Alors voici mon plan. 1. Le faire tomber. 2. Les faire tous ramper. 3. Ne jamais, au grand jamais, développer des sentiments. Mais le destin a un sens de l'humour tordu. Tout comme le karma. Cher ex, je ne suis pas revenue pour être aimée. Je suis revenue pour vous faire tous étouffer de regrets.

A ruthless alpha. A gifted omega. A burning passion. For taking her mother’s life during childbirth, Sihana is condemned to be hated all her life. Desperate to be loved, she works hard to please her pack and prove her worth but her pack only uses her as a servant. After years of working as a pseudo-slave to people who hate her, Sia decides to leave her pack. The bitter experience of being mated to her bully who promptly rejects her puts her off mating but the goddess gives her a second chance mate in the person of Alpha Cahir Armani. The Alpha of the strongest pack in the world, Cahir Armani has a reputation for being bloodthirsty, cold and cruel. Cahir is ruthless, a man who kills without remorse, laughs without humour and takes without asking. What no one knows is that underneath his bloody armour is a scarred man. Cahir has no place for a mate in his life but the goddess throws Sihana his way. Although he sees no use for a mate, he can’t resist the pull of the mate bond any more than he can resist Sia’s seductive curves. Sihana needs love. Cahir does not know how to love. Kissed by the goddess and gifted healing abilities, she becomes a treasure her ex-mate and his pack refuse to let go of but who can stop a man like Cahir from claiming his mate? Can Cahir learn to love and can Sia heal his wounds? Will a relationship between two broken people work or are they better off without each other?

Maya, stripteaseuse le soir et aventurière imprudente le jour, trouve dans une poubelle un homme tailladé, encore chaud du métal qui l'a transpercé. Au lieu de fuir, elle le traîne dans l'antre de son van et le recoud elle-même, ses doigts agiles habitués aux lacets et aux blessures. L'inconnu, qui se nomme Kai, se réveille avec dans les yeux la froideur d'un tueur et l'étincelle d'une fascination violente pour cette femme qui a pansé ses plaies en l'insultant. Il appartient à un monde où l'on règle ses dettes dans le sang. Elle, avec son humour de brûlée et son mépris du danger, se jette tête baissée dans son sillage sombre. Leur attraction est une lame à double tranchant : coupante, addictive, mortelle. Kai veut la sauver en la chassant ; Maya veut le comprendre en se jetant dans la gueule du loup. Entre trahisons et pulsions, ils découvrent que les cicatrices les plus profondes ne sont pas celles qui saignent, mais celles qui lient deux âmes brisées, condamnées à s'entre-déchirer pour exister.

Dans les bas-fonds d'une ville rongée par la corruption et la violence, Aleksandr Volkov, un assassin sadique à l’humour mordant, règne sur le crime avec une précision chirurgicale. Il aime tuer, il aime le chaos, et il aime surtout voir ses ennemis supplier. Mais sa routine macabre bascule lorsqu'il croise Eden Hale, une jeune femme trop belle pour être innocente, trop intrépide pour être raisonnable… et dotée d’un étrange pouvoir : son sang attire les gens comme un aimant. Littéralement. Quand Eden échappe miraculeusement à une tentative d’enlèvement, Aleksandr, intrigué par cette anomalie vivante, décide de la garder sous sa coupe. Mais ce qu’il ne sait pas, c’est qu’Eden n’est pas qu’une victime : c’est une emmerdeuse de premier ordre, capable de tenir tête à un monstre comme lui avec un sourire insolent. Entre bastons spectaculaires, quiproquos hilarants et une tension électrique qui menace d’exploser à chaque regard, Aleksandr et Eden se retrouvent pris dans un tourbillon de violence, de passion et de situations absurdes. Car si son sang attire les gens, c’est Aleksandr qui, malgré lui, est irrésistiblement attiré par elle. Mais peut-on vraiment aimer un homme qui prend un peu trop son pied en assassinant ses adversaires ? Et peut-on survivre quand on est une bombe à retardement en cavale avec le pire psychopathe de la ville ? Une chose est sûre : ça va saigner… et ça va faire rire.