Adult Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

Jason called out from behind. I knocked on the door and waited for a response but none answered. I rolled my eyes and knocked again, Barbara must be on her lazy day, I’m sure she heard the knock but decided to ignore it, she does that whenever she doesn’t feel like standing up. I could have rung the bell but it’s broken and I’m pretty sure Barbara hasn’t fixed it yet. She says it’s funny when someone rings the bell and gets electrocuted well, she’s not wrong it was pretty funny when the mailman rang the bell and got electrocuted.

"Surprising, you have the knack for details but still can't see that I didn't ask for your opinions." "Everyone knows it's Julieth." "Everyone knows I'm about to shoot your face." The voice sounded familiar; I had crossed paths with the owner of this voice. I was so sure about it, the nonstop talking filled with inside jokes and the intentional (?) Mispronunciation of names. I turned my gaze towards the door as the knock sounded, anticipating the impending impact against it, just as it had been predicted. Simultaneously, a sense of dread crept in as I contemplated the possibility of my skull being brutally torn apart.

'Hahahaha' I heard myself laugh out but I couldn't control myself. 'Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!' I heard a knock on the door.

I said to a customer over the phone. 'Knock-Knock-Knock!' the person interrupted again. "Who the heck is that?" 'Knock-Knock-Knock!' "Sorry, I'll call you in a minute." The words rushed out of me while I cut the call. 'Knock-Knock-Knock!' "Who is that? Come in!" "Happy birthday to you, Mummy. Happy birthday to you."