Adult Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

Knock Knock The sound of knocking on the door was really loud, like tapping using internal power. Knock Knock Again, even though the first beat had not yet ten seconds passed. “Excuse me ---“ Tuti, who was just about to say, was cut off. The door she knocked on finally opened. Showing Anjani’s tiny face who came out of it. “What’s the matter?” asked Anjani kindly. Even though Anjani knows that behind the mothers there is Nisya who frowns in fear, I don’t know what the girl is afraid of.

the man laughed as he watched his friend regain his balance. “If ye knock me on me ass, Jeffrey, I swear I’ll kick yer damn balls!” The man named Seth snarled back at his friend. He threw a punch, hitting his partner in the side which caused a sharp gasp of pain to force out of the guy named Jeffrey’s throat. They exchanged a look between each other before both of them started to laugh like fools. “Would yah idiots hush up! I ain’t hearing yah giggle like school girls all night.” Another voice shouted from behind them, causing me to let out a startled gasp.

Knock! Knock! On the next morning, Audrey was woken up by the soft knocking that was coming from her door. As soon as she realized that it was her friends waiting for her outside, she immediately sat up. While she was stretching her back to relieve the stiffness in her body due to sleeping she is also walking towards the door. However, just as when she was about to open the door, she heard Allan's voice on the other side calling for her. "Andrew????"

* means thirds person pov and ** means back to first-person pov. Enjoy. --- "Knock knock", Elijah finally asked after I Literally begged him to do something because I was super bored. It was Thursday evening and we were doing our homework and then I finished mine and got bored so I decided to bother him. "Cow says", I said biting my lip to control my laughter as I look at him with fun-filled eyes, and he threw me an amused look, his lips twitching upwards in a smile as well.

'Knock Knock Knock' The knock got louder and Quintin had to go to the door to check who was there. The instant he opened the door, three men pushed the door open with vigor and Quintin fell on the floor. "Where is Lisa?" One of them asked the man on the floor who was wincing in pain.

We are already on the step. Someone knocked. Three slow hits. Not Harden’s knock. Not Reid’s joke. The knock of a man who had named him boy in my street.

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He had to accept it. His fingers whitened, crumpling the paper, and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. When he stopped, he slammed his fist down on the wooden table. His knuckles cracked, and blood dripped.

“My parents want us for family dinner tonight at seven. Important guests will be there. Dress nicely. I’ll pick you up at six.” I stayed quiet. “You okay?” he asked casually. “Yes,” I replied softly. “Good. Love you.” He hung up. Those words felt completely empty now. The thought of pretending again tonight made me feel suffocated. Before I could change my mind, I messaged the stranger from the gala. “I can’t meet today. Family obligation. Sorry.” His reply came fast. “Not the type to give up easily. Come to my apartment instead. 2 pm. Just talk. No pressure.”

I knew I was supposed to do the laundry, but what chance did I have when I had been working all weekend? Opening his door, I wasn't ready for the loud shriek that followed in the next moment. “My God, mom. Don't you know how to knock? Knocking is also a Gen z thing? It's not for millennials?” He was groaning now, his hand atop his briefs. No matter how hard I tried to suppress the laughter, it came out. “There's no joke, I don't see what's funny. I think I'll tell tall man to beg you to learn how to knock on doors, you cannot barge into my room without thinking I need my own privacy.”