Adult Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

The knocking became louder and faster. “I’m dead. I told you, I’m dead. I can’t hear you. Get lost!” Knock, knock, knock! “F*ck!” Haydn jumped up after being annoyed by the knocking. He strode over to the door and opened it. He started shouting without even looking, “What the hell are you knocking for...” Smack! Before he could finish his sentence, Haydn was punched in the face. The punch was so savage that Haydn staggered backward and almost fell.

Ella seemed to notice this, and apparently decided to take it upon herself to lighten the mood. “Daddy,” she said, swinging her legs from her car seat, “Grandma taught me a new joke tonight. Can I tell you?” “Sure.” “Okay. Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Orange!” “Orange who?” “Orange you glad to see me?” I chuckled at Ella’s pun, but Edrick only exhaled sharply through his nose and returned to staring silently out the window. Ella looked over at me with a puzzled expression on her face. I reached out and squeezed her hand.

That knocking sound somehow made Gerald feel uneasy. “Anyone behind the door, please knock three times instead of two!” ordered Gerald coldly. His obsessive compulsive disorder wouldn’t allow that trivial stuff to be overlooked. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK! “Who’s there?” asked Gerald as he approached the door. “Nobel,” answered the person behind the door. That voice was clearly Cedric. It seemed like he was in the mood for some knock-knock jokes. Curious, Gerald went along with that while opening the door, “Nobel who?”

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

After waiting for a while, there was still no sound of approaching footsteps, but the sound of laughter came from inside. I stared at the dark and dreary door and seemed to know something. I knocked heavily on the door once again. My knuckles hurt, but not as much as my heart. "Bang! Bang! Bang!" I had a very difficult day today. I had to find a place to rest. Otherwise, I'll crash. I knocked on the door so loudly that everyone in the next dorm poked their heads out, but only the people in my dorm "couldn't hear". The sound of videos and jokes mingled together, they were so smug and joyful.

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

Emma was still saying when a single knock sounds on the door. Kpo! Kpo! The knock interrupted them again but this one sounds cool and looks more like a human. But Aaron looks so annoyed as he started running to open the door with anger and deal with the offender.

He is a bad influence. Lucy ~”So are you dear.” René ~”Am I the only one that gets grossed out when Joseph calls Kay baby girl?” Drake ~”We don't want to get smacked.” Anthony ~”But it is kind of gross.” SMACK Anthony ~”God dammit I told you.” Angelo ~”You a bunch of fucking clowns. We can walk in there and make them laugh to death.” Jackson ~”Who are you calling a clown. I remember you dressing up as one when we were young.”

Knock, knock, knock— Right then, someone knocked on the door. Jenny’s heart immediately started pounding. Could it be Blakely knocking on the door? Was he here to ask for the jacket?