Knock-knock Jokes For Adults Flirty For Him Novels & Stories

“The alcohol must be giving you courage to flirt with me like this?” Knock, knock— Suddenly, a knock sounded at the door. Alana stood there, smiling brightly, with a teasing tone, “What flirting? Did I just hear something I shouldn’t have?” I reflexively pulled away from Frank’s embrace, stood up quickly, my face burning with embarrassment, and tried to steady myself. “Ala... Alana!” Frank remained unmoved and took the initiative. “Why didn’t you knock?” Alana, feeling somewhat guilty, still tried to act tough. “Didn’t I just knock?”

“Wake up.” A muffled groan came from the other side. Then some incoherent rambling. “...Tell the horse I’m not eating raw onions again…” Oh Goddess! If it weren't for the storm brewing in me, I would have laughed at him for sleeptalking again like he often does. But for once, his gibberish words failed to amuse me. I knocked gently again and again, yet my effort was crowned with nothing but silence. When I realized that using a gentle knock to wake someone like Garrick would mean that I was ready to sleep off at his door, I knocked it harder and louder this time. “Garrick!”

I naughtily rant in my head. We both laughing like a maniac when we heard a soft knock on the door!

The next moment, I hear him chuckling softly. He's such a dickhead! He was really making fun of me getting flustered every now and then. And after last night, he really knows I'm down bad for him. How can I bust his ego bubble now? "Knock! Knock!" he taps his knuckles on the back of his palms which are still covering my face. "What the fuck do you want?" I seethe. I'm not gonna show him the embarrassing pink blush all over my face. "Look at me, kid!" he laughs.

I ask, aghast, turning to look up at him. “No, not really!” He laughs. “It was a dog joke. Werewolf humor?” I laugh. “In that case, should I be offering you ham bones or pepperoni treats?” “Only if you want to earn sloppy kisses..” He tells me, his voice dropping as he flirts with me. I grin up at him. “I will just have to remember that.” I shut the doors to the fridge and he backs me against them, until I trapped against the cold steel. I look up at him as he dips his head-

This was becoming unhealthy. Knock …knock… Too reluctant to get out of bed, I glance at the door then back at the ceiling. “Fuck the hell off” I say loudly. There was no need for me to be rude but I couldn’t care less. Knock knock “Are you deaf? I said Go the fuck away.” I was getting irritated Knock…. knock…. Now I was pissed. Was this person deaf ? I was sexually frustrated, financially in ruin and this asshole was knocking at my door at 8pm.

It was a small moment of levity, a brief respite from the weight of her problems. Florence couldn’t help but chuckle, the sound echoing through the quiet night. “You’re terrible,” she teased, a smile spreading across her face. “Oh please, you loved it.” He smiled more handsomely. Chaos, sensing her lighter mood, decided to keep the humor going, “I have another one.” he announced, a mischievous glint in his eye. She chuckled, and mocked him playfully. “Please do tell.” He crossed his arms against his chest as he kept that stupidly handsome smile on his face, “Knock knock.”

I'm guessing u didn't laugh tate_kvngh: I laughed, Eddie. Don't worry. You didn't really embarrass yourself that much. T'was a good one. tate_kvngh: I have one for you too, knock knock. EdwardBlack1794: that's more like it cupcake :D Who's there? tate_kvngh: Harmony EdwardBlack1794: harmony who? tate_kvngh: harmony knock knock jokes do you have? tate_kvngh: HAHAHAHAHAHA laugh with me or I'll hate you forever >_<

“In the city earlier today, someone knocked into me. It was you or your friend that you were with… Well, at least I thought it was…” “Ahh, yes, you walked into me.” He smiled. “Nooo, I think you walked into me… Have you seen my height?” I used my hands to emphasize my short arsed-ness. He nodded with a laugh, “Yeah, it’s kinda hard not to notice.” Ahh flirting I see. I’m rusty, but I’ll give it a go. #

"Ride me then I'll give you your ride." Excuse me? Did he just ask me to have sex with him? After all that has happened between us? The insults we've thrown at each other? And now he wants this 32 year old liar that he seems to be disgusted with the moment he learned my real age, to ride him? "Is this another one of your stupid-but-NOT-funny-AT-ALL jokes? Because you did it. It's not funny." AT ALL. He smirks despite my rage, "Come here, I'd like to confirm the complaint you submitted earlier."