In love with the Cougar
“Wow! I approach you nicely and you act all high and mighty. I bet the only reason you're here is because you’re looking for someone to bang. I guess I’ll just settle for that graveyard-smelling pu—”
Vangie froze. Her face turned red—not from embarrassment, but from pure rage. She glared at him, took another swig of her drink, and stood up. Just then, the server returned with two shots on a round tray.
“Graveyard-smelling, huh?” she said coldly.
“Yeah! Bet your husband left you for someone younger, didn’t he? That’s why you’re here?”