Agent 00 Fat

"กูไม่ชอบผู้หญิงผมหยิก" (หยิกหมอยอะไรนี่มันลอนมาม่าคะเสี่ย!) "แล้วกูก็ไม่ชอบผู้หญิงตัวเตี้ย" จึก!!! (โดนไป 1 ดอก ต้องการแพทย์ด่วนตรูอยากต่อความสูงตอนนี้! ) "ไม่ชอบผู้หญิงดัดฟัน" (ใครก็ได้ เอาช้อนมาแงะมันออกให้กูที!!!!) "ไม่ชอบผู้หญิงมีรอยสัก" (เห็นได้ไงฟะ!! เล็กกะจิดริดยังสาระแนตาดีอีกพ่อคุณ!! กลืนน้ำลายลงคอแทบไม่ทัน) "และอีกอย่าง... กูไม่ชอบผู้หญิงนมเล็ก!" กรี๊ดดดดดดด!!! นมเล็กแต่เซ็กส์จัดนะเว้ยไอ้เสี่ย! ฉันแทบกระอักออกมาเป็นเลือด อ้าปากค้างแบบกลางอากาศ นี้ตรูไม่ตรงสเปคมันเลยรึไงฟะ! แทบสะดุดล้ม เข่าทั้งสองแทบทรุดลงกับพื้น เจ็บจึกกับคำว่า ตรูนมเล็ก!!! "กูไปละ มีธุระต่อ" เค้าหันไปบอกเสี่ยภูแบบไม่แยแสฉันเลยสักนิด ไม่เลยสักนิด 😭 หึ! คิดว่าคนอย่างอีชาจะไม่มีอะไรดีเลยรึไง! "แต่หนูซิงนะคะ!!!"

Kisah pilu tentang menemukan saudara kandung yang telah terpisah selama beberapa dekade. Sang adik menjadi detektif, sementara kakaknya adalah pembunuh bayaran. Apa yang akan Joe lakukan, jika adik yang selama ini ia cari adalah target yang harus ia bunuh? Xander Maddox, detektif pembakang yang selalu memiliki pemikiran gila dan melanggar aturan kepolisian Las Vegas. Terlibat dalam tugas berbahaya dan jatuh cinta pada saksi pembunuhan yang menyimpan begitu banyak rahasia, Foxire Dawson. Maddox juga harus berhadapan dengan organisasi mafia serta diburu oleh kaki tangan mereka, Joe Black. Fakta berikutnya cukup menguncang, karena pembunuh bayaran itu adalah kakak kandungnya sendiri, sekaligus bekas kekasih Foxire Dawson. Akankah Maddox bisa menerima Foxy dengan masa lalu kelamnya? Atau cinta mereka harus tersingkir karena mengalah demi Joe Black? Xander Maddox, detektif yang menjadi secret agent paling ditakuti, harus berjuang di antara cinta segitiga dan konspirasi kotor dunia politik juga kejahatan internasional! "Aku mengingatmu, Mad. Bayi yang pernah kubanggakan menjadi saudara lelaki. Jika kini aku harus mundur demi kebahagiaanmu, jangan halangi. Karena demi mencari dirimu, aku berusaha untuk tetap hidup!” "Brengsek! Jangan selalu berkorban demi aku, Joe!"

Hindi man ang fiance ni Katrina Sa Juan ang kanyang first love ay nagdesisyon na siyang pakasalan ito dahil pakiramdam niya ay wala ng magmamahal sa kanya kundi ito lang. Ngunit, hindi nangyari ang gusto niya dahil sa araw ng kasal ay kinidnap siya ng kanyang ex-boyfriend. Sabi ni Jeremy Rosales, ang kanyang first love gusto lang siya nitong iligtas sa kapahamakan. Ngunit, bakit pakiramdam niya ay puso na naman niya ang muling mapapahamak kapag nagkamali na naman iyong tumibok sa ex niyang nag-iwan sa kanya ng sobrang sakit.

Vincent Hawley. Isang pinaka magaling at myembro ng organisasyon ng mga pumapatay sa mga matataas na leader ng sindikato. Inatasan siyang patayin ang lalakeng si Francis Villaruel isang leader ng malaking sindikato.Kalaunan ay nakilala niya ang babaeng si Shariena Villaruel Garcia sa isang gym. Napag alaman niya na iisa lang ang kanilang misyon ang mapatay ang leader ng sindikato na si Francis Villaruel. Shariena Villaruel Garcia ay naghanda para maghiganti sa taong pumatay sa kanyang mga magulang.Magagawa pa kaya ni Vincent ang kanyang misyon sa oras na malaman niya na ang babaeng nakilala niya ay pamangkin ng leader ng sindikato ang naka takda niyang patayin.Hindi inaasahan ng binata na makikipag sanib pwersa ang dalaga sa kanya para magawa ang kanilang misyon.Ngunit sa di inaasahan ay umibig si Shariena sa binata. Samantalang magagawa pa kaya ni Vincent na mahalin ang dalaga kung nakahadlang ang tiyuhin ng dalaga sa kanilang pagmamahalan?

Special Agent Violet (sometimes Secret Agent Violet) is one of the FBI's best agents. She's very good at deducing people and observing things most people missed. She's socially inept with no friends. She's very dedicated and loves her work...so much. The word love is alien to her. Relationships were nothing for her. She just needs work, work, work, and work. Her heart was stone-cold. "Karate chopping the clichés and norms all in a dress." She's a special agent. And she's Violet.

Isang anak ng magaling na agent si Wilson marasigan, na kinilala noon bilang isang magaling na agent noon. Samantalang si Elijah ay lumaki naman sa bahay ampunan , dahil sa pag kamatay ng kanyang mga magulang. Nang siya ay lumaki ay nag tungo siya sa ahensya kung saan nag trabaho ang mga magulang niya at nag trabaho siya doon bilang isang magaling na agent. At dahil sa isang mission ay nag kakilala si Wilson marasigan at Elijah . Na naging dahilan para lumabas ang totoo pag katao ni Wilson. At dahil doon ay inutusan siya gawing isang tunay na lalaki si wilson, magampanan kaya niya ang kanyang tungkulin o tunay na niya ibigin si Wilson?

"Stay away from me!" He growled ferociously, so ferocious that it almost made my heart stop. Although I hesitated at first, I moved closer to him and lightly touched his arm. "I can't and won't leave you. Ever." My words made something in him snap, he pushed me against the wall and his silver eyes were looking straight at me. "Then why don't I show you why you should.” Nesta, a reckless and young she-wolf, got herself in a situation where she had to use her powers to save the world of werewolves. She was doing alright by herself but her world changed when she met him. The beast.

Bexan Ivanov witnesses a surprise terror attack during his 13th birthday and loses his father in the middle of the terror attack. A terrorist attempts to kill Bexan but fails because a heroic girl with a sniper saves him. Later Bexan knew, the heroic girl who saved him is actually an agent who works in a hidden agency, the unheard Onic Agency! Where undercover agents save the world in secret!Bexan felt immensely grateful towards the heroic girl who saved him from the brutal terrorist. After that, he decided to become an agent. Bexan was indebted to Onic so he pledged to give his full service to the said agency. Within 11 years, Bexan trained his ass off to become District 10's Supreme Commander and in order to do that, he has to get a hold of one of the biggest cases in Onic and that is terminating The Camorra Mafia Group.Bexan won't be handling this big time case alone. He will be assigned with a job partner, but wait a minute! Not just any job partner! Bexan becomes partners with a female agent who's a complete sloth. Lilith Divina helps Bexan with his first assignment in terminating the Camorra Mafia group. Bexan finds Lilith uncooperative with a drunken man's soul. Will their first assignment turn into a success? Or will it turn into a complete catastrophe?

One organization; five merciless women. Behind their innocent faces hide their true identities. They can kill without feeling guilty. Mercy? It has never been in their vocabulary. There's only one rule to keep you alive; OBEY & NEVER BETRAY. You have been warned. Welcome to Atrómitos Orgánosí ! I am Quennie Rose Rado, also known as BOMBER. "Tick. Tack. Tick. Tack. Time's up, darling."

Caleb is a multi-billionaire business tycoon at the same time a loving brother to his siblings. His focus is on his family business, na minana niya pa sa namayapa niyang ama na si Don. Crisostomo Reid. May sampu siyang kapatid sa Ama, isa na rito si Chandria Reid. Isang sikat na modelo sa iba't-ibang panig ng bansa, ito ang pinaka close niya sa lahat ng kaniyang kapatid, dahil sa napaka sweet nito sa'kaniya. Kaya gano'n na lamang ang labis na panglulumo niya nang matagpuang patay ang kapatid ng mga awtoridad sa condo nito at pinaniniwalaang nag suicide pa. Sa kagustuhan niyang malaman ang totoong nangyari sa pagkamatay ng kaniyang pinakamamahal na kapatid two- years ago. Makikilala niya si Vanessa Rui, isang sikat na secret agent, also known as a detective at highly recommended nang kaniyang matalik na kaibigan.. Sa pagkrus ng landas nilang dalawa. Paano kung guluhin ng matapang at bruskong babae ang nahihimlay niyang puso. Handa kaya siyang buksan muli ito sa ngalan ng pag-ibig..