Aging Humor Quotes

Danu pulang membawa satu kantong plastik daging setelah merantau selama delapan bulan. Widia--istri Danu--diperintahkan oleh suaminya untuk langsung memasak daging bawaannya. Widia sempat bertanya daging apa yang dibawa oleh Danu. Suaminya tak lantas memberi tahu. Widia pun tetap harus memasak meski tidak mengetahui daging apa yang akan ia rebus. Widia tak sengaja memergoki suaminya berdesis di depan panci sup daging dengan menyebut nama wanita yang dikabarkan hilang selama delapan bulan. Tentu saja, Widia terlonjak kaget dan lantas menyimpulkan bahwa itu adalah daging misterius yang perlu diselidiki. Setelah Widia menemukan bukti-bukti terkait kejanggalan daging tersebut. Ia pun berniat untuk menyelidiki dan mengungkap kejahatan apa yang telah dilakukan suaminya selama di perantauan. Sekaligus berusaha pergi meninggalkan suami yang sering berprilaku kasar terhadapnya. Mampukah Widia membuktikan bahwa suaminya adalah orang seorang penjahat? Berhasilkah Widia melepaskan diri belenggy kekejaman suaminya?

Jane is a teenager in high school who had always been insecure about her looks thanks to her older sister who was always deemed more beautiful. She thought living under her sister's shadow was the worst thing that could happen to her.Until one day, her luck turned for the worst when the school's biggest jerk and the bad boy Jake decided to force her to become his wing-woman to win Liliana's heart! Not only that, she accidentally bumped into an even bigger jerk, Jake's older brother Aaron who couldn't seem to keep his hands off of her. How will she ever escape these ruthless bad boys?*Cover designed by Modern_Diary

Violet Sinkette has spent her whole life preparing to follow in her father’s footsteps—a warrior destined to defend the kingdom of Anoryl against its sworn enemy, Daryn. As the daughter of the legendary Commander Jerome Sinkette, she’s trained to fight, to hate, to win. But just as she’s ready to claim her place in Anoryl’s elite royal force, her world is set ablaze. Her mother is murdered. She is kidnapped. And the greatest betrayal of all? She’s not Anoryl’s hero—she’s Daryn’s stolen daughter. Everything she’s ever believed is a lie. Her parents were spies. Anoryl’s war isn’t about defense but destruction. And at the heart of it all lies the Frinx—an ancient power that Anoryl will do anything to steal. Now, Violet stands at a deadly crossroads: fight for the kingdom that raised her or embrace the truth of the land she was born to protect. But with the weight of betrayal crushing her and the Frinx threatening to consume her, one question remains… Will she choose vengeance, or will she rewrite her fate?

Cerita ini mengandung banyak adegan dewasa, humor dan petualangan yang sesungguhnya. Seperti apa rasanya terdampar di pulau tak berpenghuni dengan calon kakak ipar yang playboy, brengsek, kaya-raya? Mereka harus bisa bertahan hidup tanpa alat dan perbekalan, pakaian pun sampai harus bergantian. Meskipun suka ribut tapi mereka harus bisa saling bekerjasama, antara gadis muda sok pintar dan pria payah yang bahkan tidak bisa memanjat pohon kelapa. (Aku hanya akan menulis tentang wanita-wanita yang tangguh karena aku ingin semua wanita menjadi hebat 😘)

Jessica Albert paced about in the living room, waiting for her husband, Dylan, to return home. When Dylan got home, he shoved the divorce papers into Jessica's hands and ordered her to sign them. Jessica was a kind and compassionate woman, and from a well-respected home. She did everything to support her husband, but what did he pay her back with? Dylan Robinson was a billionaire, and upon his first lover's return to their city, he changed and filed for a divorce. Should Jessica agree and divorce her husband, the man that she loves the most? Would Jessica sit back, move away from her husband's house, and allow another woman to take her home? Find out.

The Dark Monarch has returned to the city. He took on the role of an ordinary clerk, only to inadvertently discover the secret of his beautiful female boss…

It’s been five years since Maya left everything, leaving her family, and her friends, to go and built her future. And now, after five years, she’s forced to come back and face everything she left behind, and she’s not alone, she has a child to think about, no time for man or friends until she found Nate, her childhood love, the one who broke her heart years ago and now? Now she found herself facing her past and her feeling for the father of her child and her great love.

A reverse harem paranormal romance Trisha loses her job, is down on her luck, and ready for a life of ramen and peanut butter sandwiches, decides to treat herself to one final great meal and there she meets Ryan Rosewood, sizzling hot Hollywood Elite and he's got a proposal for her.One night, one party, just pretend to be his loving wife to trick some pesky relatives. In return, he'll give her enough money to set her up for at least a year.As Trisha pretends to be the perfect wife, things go south. Her secret is discovered and used against her by a hot underwear model, that wants her to be his.And when Ryan's ruse doesn't quite work, Trisha finds herself in even more trouble as she's stuck in Ryan's mansion with him and his secrets and the knowledge that if she continues to fail, her very life could be at stake.And if that's not enough of problems for her, there's the little fact that Ryan Rosewood isn't a human at all, in fact he's a vampire and nothing in his life is ordinary at all.

Hilal seorang ustadz yang dikagumi oleh jamaahnya. Dia berqurban tiga ekor kambing dan membiarkan istrinya kelaparan di hari raya idul adha. Hilal bahkan menikahi janda muda yang cantik bernama Suci.

Sixteen years old spoilt brat, with weird quotes from her diary, Katherine Amelia Jones is being stripped off her position as the only child when her Dad remarries a woman with five children, who she develops this sudden hatred for. From being bullied to getting wanted and longed for, by her bully, her step brother.Things takes a sullen turn when she finally lets her guard down and gets involved in a proscriptive relationship with the eldest male of her step siblings.***A mind blowing story filled with suspense. Totally worth reading.