Aleister Crowley Quotes Novels & Stories

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

“The only thing I just want to point out is—” “JUST GODDAMN SHUT UP AND DO YOUR WORK!” Aleister’s eyes turned red and all the furniture’s in the office flew and was thrown on the ground. The window on the office also broke. “WHY DO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR WHINING EVERY SINGLE TIME?! Let me remind you that being a celebrity is not what I wanted. I’m doing this as a favor from the clan, so shut up and do your job in cleaning whatever mess you have to clean!”

“Once you kill me, you’ll see that all your assumptions were wrong—” “I’m certain this time!” Lord Aleister countered. “We’ve searched for you around the globe and killed thousands of women. Yes, we failed… but not this time.” He walked towards the crowd and stood in front of everyone. Lord Aleister started singing a song, and the rest of the crowd followed.

“Beelzebub is looking for you. Again. He’s saying how you should be on the council’s meeting along with the higher demons since you’re the reincarnation of Crocell.” “I don’t get that guy’s obsession with me and meetings. I mean—I may be Crocell in the flesh but I have always made it known that I am not interested in the power struggle down there, I’m comfortably living here.” I took a sip of my coffee and crossed my arms. “Besides, you idiot still haven’t granted my I quote, ‘deepest, darkest desire’ so you don’t get to tell me anything.” I huffed, imitating his voice and throwing my fingers in the air to quote him.

One of the elders said with a frown on his face. “This could be a sorcerer. Maybe she was trying to pass a message to you. Something important.” One of the priestesses said. “A message?” Alston muttered with his brows pulled together. “Yeah. Things like this, they’re trying to pass a message across to you. Something important or something that you’ve always wanted to know.” She added. “You may all go.” Alston ordered making them all turn to him. His face was clenched, most especially his jaw. He looked so serious as he said it, making them all stand up and make their way towards the door.

Jon found himself voicing a question that had never occurred to him before. “Why do you encourage this?” “There’s a method to my madness, don’t you worry,” Father chuckled in his deep baritone. “Each step is taken with absolute purpose. How did Crowley put it? ‘Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.’ Actually, I think he stole that from Rabelias. However, most people think it means to become a beast like your sister here, but really—”

In fact, I too think in the same way, until I turned my gift into my greatest strength. It was Theodore who motivated me by reading the famous words of Albert Einstein, ‘Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.’ "Now, tell me who you are and why you are here." Does the Queen send you to kill me?" I asked, tightening my grip on his neck.

She turned her attention to the demon when she heard him chuckling in amusement. "And what is it that you find funny my dear demon?" she said snobbishly. "Nothing. Your face was just stupid." Aleister teased directing her with a Cheshire grin. "I'm planning on punching you but I don't want my body dismangled on an apple tree so you're just getting a later use punch coupon." "I tremble with fear" Dyrroth quoted chuckling.

His hair, from what was visible, appeared to be brunette…or a dark brown. "My Queen informed me of the Council needing urgent help." The man's voice was deep, husky with a hint of authority. "I came as soon as I was able. My name is Lazarus Voltrov and I'm from a coven in Alaska." "We were told that you knew Alistair personally?" I asked him, deciding to be direct. "We want to know if he's a friend or a foe." "Alistair is a maggot that keeps spoiling our name like there's no tomorrow," Lazarus sighed, folding his arms across his chest. "Did he do something I must be aware of?"

She was just punishing me. “Repeat after me, Anaiah!” She said in a loud voice as another whip cracked at my back. “Obscurae spiritus, audi orationem meam. Emitte mentem meam, purga animam, et solve sollicitudinem meam. Sit super corpus meum.” No! Please, don’t, Alastor! I exclaimed in my head. Agatha wanted me to cleanse my mind and soul from any worries and let the coven take over my senses.