American Dad Snot Mom Novels & Stories

, "HANG ON, if You're my Mom And Your my Dad then you two... EWWWW THAT'S GROSS" "Haaaaahahaaaa, trust you to think of that" mom says finally snapping out of her shock "I didn't know sweetheart, me and Jerry weren't together, he was pops friend and older than me, Grams was alive then and me and pops weren't getting on great, I guess we clashed a lot, we were so alike", "That's an understatement, "Jerry said laughing

Damien thought and dozed off after taking his daily dose of painkillers. *** "Addie!" Adeline stopped in front of her bedroom door and turned around. Her mom was standing in front of her with hands on her waists. "Hi, mom," Adeline said. She wished her mom would smile at her for once. "I need to talk to you," her mom was frowning. Oh great...what did she do wrong this time? "What am I hearing about you being a bitch to your brother?" her mom barked. "He's not my brother," Adeline snapped.

he groaned, putting on his best performance. We almost had her till Darius started to snicker. “Stop trying to mess with me. You’re worse than your father and Uncle Adam as well as your grandfather and his triplet brothers,” Mom grumbled. We broke into a laugh that dad even joined. “Dad and Uncle Adam tried to trick you?” I questioned. “Only once. Your father was running late for our date and sent Adam to take me to the movies. I didn’t realize it at first, but when Adam obviously wouldn’t hold my hand and stuffed a handful of popcorn into his mouth to avoid a kiss, I got angry,” she ground her teeth.

dad said and mom nodded. “You know sweetie! In high school, your dad and I had a fight and you wanna know how he made up to me,” mom said while smirking evilly to dad. Dad paled, this is gonna be interesting! “So, apparently your father was cheating on me with…, “Hey! I wasn’t cheating. It was a mistake, drunk mistake to be precise,” dad defended himself making mom raise her brow at him.

And because this was one of the many moments in which I got to see him like this, I made sure to milk it with my time. Watching Adam, casual about everything was the absolute highlight of my dad. He was in a white sweat shirt. It was long, and settling on his arms, the length was almost covering bod hands. It was a cold day, Adam had made sure to put me in one of his over sized hoodie just before we had left home. I had not checked the mirror, but I could guess that I looked like I had been thrown in it. I snuggled in with myself closer. Adam smiled at dad, his teeth coming out for a display. And I also found myself smiling alongside him. I felt like a fool,

Everyone turned to us, and I bit back my lip. "What?" Michael enquired curiously. "Nothing," Addison and I said at the same time. One look at each other and we lost it again. "Women," Darren tsked under his breath, shaking his head at us. Sandra walked over to us, followed by the hunk of a man. I should stop saying that. The man is old enough to be my father. Which is weird to say because he looks freaking thirty years old. I need to ask him about his skincare routine. There's not a single blemish or mark on his face. The man doesn't know the struggles of obtaining clear skin.

i yelled "Honey its just 7 ..." "Ya but it takes me 15 minutes to eat breakfast which i CANNOT miss " I heard my mom laughing from outside the bathroom . "I am leaving "dad said . "Mom want me to drop you to work or ..." Aaron asked drinking his orange juice "Oh no honey i won't be going today " mom replied Dad made his way towards mom . "Are you okay ?" he asked rubbing his hands on her back . "Yes yes i am fine ...i have to visit my sister ..."

I don’t know if it’s because he lost his sister, but she was still alive. But Uncle Ryan’s death affected us all. “I sincerely apologize Dad,” I said. I wasn’t in the mood and didn’t have the strength to argue. He was only scolding me for things I didn’t do. Right? “I just got off the phone with WereBlossom in Weretopia…” he began. I looked up at him, fear was plastered in my eyes. My face was blank and my heart sunk to my stomach. It better not be what I’m thinking.

It was not from her but from— Dad: Coming home early. Mom got sick. Be there in 2 hours. Fuckkkkk.

Jace instantly froze from the counterattack. I quietly sighed in relief. Looks like I was still the better player here. The mood turned weirdly awkward, so I quickly laughed it off. "I'm not trying to seduce you, okay? Don't say scary stuff like that again... If your mom finds out, I'll lose my ten properties, and I probably won't survive in Bayford either... You know I had a rough life growing up—" "Enough!" Jace finally snapped out of my nonsense and put his cold expression back on. "Are you eating or not? If not, get out."