American Dad Snot Mom Novels & Stories

” Summer ~”Some fucked up way of right. Summer clearly is not going to like my mom, I don't think she ever will. But that is the least of what I should be worried about now. Aaron ~”So here I am brother, take your stab at me, please take your best and make it count because if you miss and I get up, you are going to wish you never did.” Dad (Joseph) ~”Do you want to tell me this little cockatiel is behind all of this?” The Butcher ~”I told you there is something off with him apart from his shitty smelling cologne.”

"Tanya? She's off somewhere with that little cutie. I wonder where they drive off to at times. But I I can tell it's amusement parks or candy shops. They are the same." Sue laughs. "Who's the little cutie?" Wade asks clueless. "Dad, you're a grandfather. I'm guessing Mum didn't tell you." Ford laughs, taking a step backwards "Ouch! And you didn't either?" Wade throws him a punch but he misses. Ford laughs. "You've gone soft Dad. You never used to miss a punch."

When I got to the breakfast table, my mom immediately noticed the pimple on the tip of my nose and it just sparked up a conversation that I’m not invested into. “Look, Charlie, your son’s already becoming a maaan.” My mom babbled out accentuating the word man. “Mom, please!!!” “What? Is he growing a beard or something?” Focused on his laptop, my dad chuckled out loud even though he doesn’t know what he was chuckling about. “Charlie Brown? Would you mind setting work aside for now? We’re having breakfast and it’s not like you’re being paid for overworking.” My mom glowered calling dad Charlie Brown and whenever she calls him that, it means she doesn’t have to shout for my dad to obey her.

mom said half jokingly and half seriously. "Don't worry mom I'll keep snow in check.And ooh I better go get ready he comes ."I said going upstairs when I heard mom say"it's a they not a he."I stopped in my tracks when I heard that."what the Fuck mom? how many men are you engaged to?"I blurted out as mom started laughing."these isn't funny mom."I said giving mom an am not joking look "oh dear,am only marrying one man and his is coming with his son.you're gonna a big brother baby."mom literally squiered.i just stared at her just dumbfounded at what she just said

“Maybe he’s scared. It’s not easy, you know? Having a kid like Emma, it changes things. He probably just doesn’t want to drag someone into that world.” Mom’s eyes soften. “But that’s the thing, Viv. Someone could be exactly what he needs. He just doesn’t see it yet.” Dad gives me a small smile. “He’ll figure it out. He always does.” We sit there for a while before Dad makes one more attempt to cheer us up. “Alright, who’s starving? Because I feel like I haven’t eaten since the Great Depression. And I wasn’t even alive for that!” Mom laughs, shaking her head. “You’re impossible, Bert.”

mommy scolded. "I am sorry Love. I swear I am just joking. Please? We'll let you choose the movie this time. I'll bring the biggest popcorn tub and lots of choclate." Daddy begged and bribed. He knows her weakness. Mommy contemplated at first but nodded after a few minutes. "Okay your forgiven. We'll watch minion and don't forget the snacks that you promised." Daddy nodded eagerly. He kiss mommy's lips and her face repeatedly. Whipped. "Hey hey. I remember our argument! There's a character named Aloysious Snuffleupagus. What show he's in?"

Mom had her guards nearby, but I wasn’t taking any chances—Mark’s loyalty was unwavering, and I trusted him to protect Kyda. On my way out, I called Dad. “Hey Dad, I heard Mom left alone. How are you holding up? Is she punishing you? What’d you do?” I teased. “Nothing. She says I’m being too clingy,” he grumbled, clearly annoyed. I laughed. “We’ll see how you handle it when your wife starts doing the same.” “That won’t happen,” he replied confidently. “We’ll see. Do something productive—stop gossiping like a seventy-year-old woman,” Dad snapped before hanging up.

I question back. “Yes dear. Although your Mom wouldn't stop snoring in my ears” I restrained myself from laughing. “Maybe you should carry a speaker and tell the world tour wife snores” Mom snapped throwing her husband a glare. It didn't move the man as he went on with his talk. “It’s not like I lied. If only the wall are slim enough I'm sure Hazel and Damon will hear it” “Whatever”

she sniffled, squeezing me so hard I thought my lungs would collapse. "Come now, woman. This is a reunion, not a funeral, so there will be no crying," dad chuckled. "Shut up, you old fart," Mom scolded him, pulling away from me so she could slap him with her sombrero. "Come here, and I'll show you who's an old fart," dad grinned, grabbing mom by her wrist and pulling her into his chest. He sniffed her hair before he began kissing her neck. It was too early for this. But I was still grateful that they were happy.

Dad smiled looking at mum. "Well, Adam, my wife told you everything about her, but trust me she will be the sweetest person you have ever met. She acts clingy and talks a lot when she likes someone she never lets them go. I hope you both have a happy and wonderful life ahead." Dad said with a smile. Then it was time for Adam's dad, Mr. Mathew Harrison. "I'm excited to know about you," I whispered back. It's my turn to know more about him.