American Dad Snot Mom Novels & Stories

Catherine felt too sleepy to respond but was still determined to give him an answer. "You said you're my mate, right?" She wrapped her arms around his neck as she reached for his ear. "Then I'm all yours tonight. Help me ease the pain I'm wearing... pleasure me, babe. Mark me as yours, Cassian Martin." The last string of Cassian's patience was pulled off especially when Catherine recklessly traced his V line, eventually leading to his standing hard masculinity. Ashton released curses as she pinned her again on the bathroom wall. He opened the shower, making the both of them wet with the running water as he grabbed Catherine's left leg and hooked it in his right forearm.

she murmured, her voice choked with emotion as she scanned his small frame for any sign of injury. "I'm okay, Mom," Adam replied, his voice muffled against her shoulder. "Daddy killed the bad man and saved me. I love you, Daddy!" he declared proudly, his words a testament to the bond that had been forged between father and son in the crucible of adversity.

my mom snapped at Aiden. Even though I never believed in that show me your friend shit, it did make sense at that moment because what if he was? You may never tell! Aiden touched his nose, shook his head slightly and laughed, "I can't even believe that's coming from you. You don't know my source of income and you got married to me?" Aiden sarcastically spoke, even though I could feel that the words my mom said hurt him, maybe it didn't.

“I just hope he's honest. Anybody who wants to take my daughter out on a date better be honest and straight up. You know what happens if he's not? Momma bear gets pissed.” I laughed. “Yeah, I know, Mom. You'll fly out here and kick his butt.” “Not just me, though,” she said. “Your father, too. I think he's been itching to use that old 12 gauge he bought.” “Mom, that's not funny,” I said, shaking my head. “I'm just saying,” she replied, with a laugh. “You should tell Carter that your parents are crazy rednecks living on a farm and that he better be nice to you.”

‘Just you wait, Dad ? “Xayden ?” My mom’s angry voice broke into my intrusive thoughts to take revenge on the chuckling former Alpha. I sheepishly looked up from the newspaper and gave a guilty toothy grin. “Well ? Do you have anything to say ?” My mom enquired, her patience running out. “Umm, sorry ?” I squeaked, and Dad burst out laughing, only to cover up with fake coughing when his eyes met with his wife’s furious ones. ‘Wow, Dad ! You deserve an Oscar for your performance,’ I sarcastically mind linked.

His energy was so infectious, all of us were in knots. “It's all he's talked about since Tristan told him. “It really was something. She said he'd give us all an ear infection if he kept on talking,” Tristan said, triggering another bout of laughter. “That's my girl,” dad bellowed. “Oh, if only I could have seen his ugly mug. I know he was burning up inside.” “Don,” mom snapped. “It's our daughter's day. Stop whatever this is.” I plopped down next to mom and she wrapped her arm around my shoulder.

This was going to be fun. “ Not talking to you, honey, ” she snapped. “ I'm just kidding, mommy. It's fun to see you smoking up, ” I laughed. “ How would that be fun to see? ” She folded her arms. “ It's actually really funny, ” dad laughed. He was enjoying this as much as I was. “ Haha, very funny, ” mom said dryly. “ Your cooking is nice and sweet and lovely, ” Chloe responded to mom's initial question. She just had to put so many ‘ ands ’. “ But daddy's cooking is perfect. ” I burst into a feet of laughter, okay today was definitely fun and interesting.

Mom said, sitting down removing her stilettos. " Mom, he was my mentor and nothing more." I protested. " Really?" Dad asked as he removed his suit. " Yeah really." I replied, getting pissed already. " Look, Aiden, Miles are both cool." Mom said standing up. " But I really like Aiden." Dad said. " Aww, Miles is cute and crazily cute." Mom said and yawned climbing the stairs. " Good night kid." Mom shouted. " Goodnight mom." I replied, turning to dad.

mom yelled from the kitchen, making me laugh. “Dad has a better sense of fashion than you mom, you just dressed him looking like some 90’s musician.” Noah counters. “You wish you were dressed like my husband, he looks so good. Don’t you baby? Mom asked dad. “That’s enough love already.” I say, wiping the traces of cereal off his mouth. “My wife is the best.” Dad muttered, slowly falling asleep. I smiled softly as the words left his mouth. He really does consider her the best. She truly is the best.

Despite having two kids, Adan could still make ladybugs and butterflies flutter in my stomach and he could surely make me wet in an instant. "Sssh… You two! Enough of that, your daughter is waiting for us!" I heard Mom’s voice from behind me. It made me pull away from Adan’s mouth and giggle as I discreetly wiped my lipstick off his lips with my fingers. "Won’t happen again!" Adan winked at me. "You’ve been saying that for ten years, Adan Stone." Dad chuckled. "I got it from you, Dad. So stop complaining." "I got it from the main man here." Dad chuckled as his thumb pointed to Pops, who just gave them a smug smirk.