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“But before you, it was moss green—like the hills back home.” “Mine’s blue too,” I admitted. “Fitting, right?” We toasted our matching favorites with playful head nods. “Favorite movies?” he countered. “Almost Famous,” I said, smiling at the thought of van life soundtracks. “The Big Lebowski,” he answered without skipping a beat—“That white Russian scene gets me every time.”

I stated and came out with a smile on my face while he continued shouting. I approached Black with a huge smile on my face., She immediately stood up when she saw me. "What happened?" She asked. "Two balls knocked out," I said sarcastically. She just laughs as we walked out way out to leave the bar... --- "Where are we going Black?" I asked her. "My condo," she said without looking at me "Seriously? It's too early! Let's go bar hopping" I suggested "I've lost my appetite!" She said annoyingly "Why?" I asked.

A break, an escape, a horrible zombie movie and late night snacks. Tristan had outdone himself, pulling out every cheesy horror movie he owned. The one that we were currently watching was made over two decades ago and it seemed more like comedy than actual horror. Poor directing, terrible acting and low budget joined forces to make this an utterly rubbish film. "'This movie sucks balls, Tris'' I said and he laughed. "That was the plan wasn't it? I couldn't let you go without feeding your brain peak cinema'' The sarcasm behind the peak cinema comment was not lost on me. He wasn't wrong. How did the producers have the nerve to send this out to the general public? Had they no shame?

As she walked out of the shot, headed to put her computer away, I wheeled my chair over to where I could pull some tissues from the box, and clean up the jism that was about to run down my sides. As I mopped up the thick goo, I fast-reversed the video to the shot of the laptop screen. After a couple of attempts, I got it frozen on the right frame, and then I zoomed the screen to blow up the image. I recognized the shot as being near the end of a hot girl-girl scene from a p**n video called Extreme Sex, Part-2. It featured a sexy female teacher coercing a young-looking innocent-acting female college student to have sex with her in order to keep from being expelled.

Nothing against manatees, but when Mers could shift into sleek, graceful, fast-moving dolphins, why-in-the-sea would anyone think they’d choose a meandering sea cow? “It’s true. Logan told me. ’Course he also said mer- maids don’t exist.” Michael broke into peals of laughter and Logan joined in, although obviously not getting the real joke. Although the real joke was on her.

Veronica stayed quiet and Mike was paying attention to the road along with the driver. In response, Felix just nodded. Now he was familiar with Nick. He was ready for all the tricks Nick had in his sleeves. "So tell me, where we were back then?" Nick questioned. "Huh? Inside the studio of Ghostbusters?" Felix answered back. "Right! What do Ghostbusters do?" "As the name suggests? Ghostbusting?" "Pffttt! Hahahaha! that's the lamest answer I've ever heard."

"You're wrong. People fall in love exactly like that. Slowly. Then all at once." The way she said it made my chest tight. Like she was talking about something specific. Something real. We finished her movie. I put on Caddyshack. She made it twenty minutes before groaning. "This is terrible." "This is a classic!" "This is juvenile." "You have no taste." "I have excellent taste. This is literally about a gopher." We argued through the rest of the movie. Comedy styles. What made something funny. Whether golf movies could ever be good. At some point, she migrated closer. Stealing popcorn from my bowl instead of eating her own candy.

“Eurovision. I was in the mood for stupid funny.” He laughed and opened a beer. “I love this movie,” he said as he handed the bottle to me. I sniffed at it, and the smell of fermented hops tickled my nose. I took a sip. It was kind of nasty, but not as bad as I’d expected. I took another sip, and it wasn’t as bad. “It’s okay, so far, but I think I’ll watch something like I Feel Pretty or Zoolander when I’m in the mood for stupid.” I said.

Ethan scrolled through the options like he was searching for a cure. Then suddenly: “Boom. Found it. ‘Galaxy Goons 3: The Wormhole Wedding.’” Mr. Wright exhaled sharply. “You can’t be serious.” “It’s iconic,” Ethan declared. “Best chaotic franchise since Fast & Furious went to space.” The screen lit up with the poster: a green alien in a tuxedo holding hands with a space pirate bride mid-explosion. I blinked. “What… am I looking at?”

I was going to ask, today everyone was going to express themselves and settle every single hatch. Then I saw a video tape. It looks really really old I doubt it would have worked. The initial on it was G&H Who is G&H I put it in the mini tv there and it started playing. All through the video, I sat and watched it in shock, from start to finish, the video was 30 minutes long and I watched it 3 times in shock and I don't even know if I should say horror. I was so confused, I thought my eyes were playing tricks with me.