Ano Ang Sunod Sa English Joke

Frances was a call girl. She was not ashamed of that to many people because she knew that was where she got money for her wants and needs. Although her life only revolved around sex and money. But one day, someone called her, an American named Jony. For one night, Jony would fuck her, he would pay a huge price. Frances didn't flinch. She only cared about money, sex and that was what she wanted. Although, she did not know that because of her client, Jony, her life gradually changed. Jony was clingy, sweet, annoying, and wild. This was also the reason why she was confused with herself because Jony revealed she was his wife. However, she did not believe. Moreover, she did not remember that she was married to a Jony Guevara. But she would do if Jony continues to annoy him?

Ano ang mangyayari kung ang inosente, matalino at palabang si Arianne ay mapakasal sa isang pasaway, basagulero, playboy at kilalang hoodlum na si Victor? Makaya kaya ni Arianne na pakisamahan si Victor na lagi siyang tinatakot at tinutukso? Paano kung malaman niya na ang lalaking inaakala ng lahat na walang direksyon sa buhay ay isa na palang super yaman at may-ari ng pinakakilalang software and on/offline gaming company sa mundo? Alamin sa Ang Husband kong Hoodlum.

Hi, I'm Lauren Agustin. Seventeen years old and I'm living by myself. My parents were killed right in front of me. But I didn't see the person who killed them because I was blind. After my parents' death, my eyes miraculously healed. However, I started to have a vision of people's death. And then I met Luke. A guy whose death was also seen in my vision after we met for the second time. I told him about my vision of his death but he didn't believe me. Although Luke mistook me as a crazy girl, I still tried every possible way to help him to avoid his death. Luke didn't die because of me, and later on, we developed a special feeling for each other although we sometimes bickered because he doesn't believe in me. I used this ability to warn and save the person who would die next. But in this modern world, who will believe what I say without thinking that I am insane? How did I have this mysterious ability? And will I be able to find my parents' real murderer?

Asper Reign Dahlia ran away from home when she learned that her father wanted her to marry a cruel prince. She then had an unbelievable encounter with a dangerous mafia boss, Caspian Jyn in the city where she was hiding. Slowly, they became friends without her knowing his real identity. But what happened when she faced a life-and-death situation because of him? Will she be able to face a dangerous problem when all she did before was run away from every problem she knows she can't control? Will she finally have the courage to face this problem even though she knows that it will bring nothing to her but a nightmare?

Dahil sa aksidenteng nangyari sa kapatid ni Lurena ay napilitan siyang sumalang sa bidding upang masalba ang buhay ng kapatid. Kaya lang dahil sa kapalpakan niya at napagkamalang balloon ang condom ay nagbunga ang isang gabing nangyari sa kanila ng estrangherong lalaki. Bago maipasa kay Hades ang titulo bilang mafia boss ay kailangan nito ng anak. At ngayong nalaman niyang buntis si Lurena ay talagang gagawin niya ang lahat para mapigilan ang dalaga na makalayo. Pero ang bata lang ba talaga ang kailangan niya? Paano kung dumating ang panahong hahanap-hanapin niya na rin pati ang ina ng anak niya?

Is he trying to insert that thing in my… I fought back and wiggled my body to avoid his big pet when he tried to rub our sensitive part. "Aaargh!" he softly groaned. "Stop resisting me, Susana! We f*cking did this a lot of time!" he growled at me. "I'm not Suzanne! I-I'm her twin sir! Please don't!” I begged him. "Stop lying! Our f*cking son!” He stopped for a moment and looked into my eyes. "You f*cking abandoned him just because you're a slut! Don't f*cking fool me, Susana! Because you'll never fool me again!" he shouted at me, making me close my eyes. "I'm not the woman you're looking for, Mr. I have a twin. Maybe you're talking about her! Her name is Suzanne! I don't even know you, Mr. Believe me I'm not her! I'm her twin!" I insist. "Bullsh*t! Stop lying!” I caught my breath when I felt him enter my hole. I felt like I was stabbed in that part. I couldn't breathe immediately because of the pain at his first entrance. *G*damn it!" he whispered with regret. "I-I told you… I’m not her." I murmured before closing my eyes. I closed my eyes tightly and I was shaking before my vision completely darkened. But before I could open my eyes, I heard one last word he spoke. "F*ck! Shit! Call the f*cking doctor now!”

Heather Cassia Del Puerto has every reason to be loved. Citing from people's definitions, she's the epitome of beauty and intelligence. In addition, she has enough wealth and power being the La Villamorés' second owner. However, everyone was suffocated by her so-called perfect insight, and the audacity to think she is always right. Her holier-than-thou attitude annoyed everybody, but a particular tycoon is an exception—Lord Lavigne. Consequently, she didn't bother to change a bit after countless troubles, confident enough that the man everybody has been dreaming of is not going to leave her . . . Or so she thought.

In a world where men are capable of procreation, a hunter by the name of Felix Laureano, a twenty year old will end up in a place that most would call "The Land of the Wolf". One mission. One mission that will change his life. One mission that will serve as a guide in the light of the past.

Alex and Naomi are a couple who have built a romantic relationship in the past. Their love did not run smoothly because Alex started their love affair at stake with his friends. After he was done making Naomi love him, he ends up slept with her. In addition, he even shared their indecent photos with his friends. Inadvertently, Naomi finds out everything and chose to dump Alex before she gets dumped by him. When Naomi left him, Alex began to regret and realized the seeds of love were starting to take root in him. Time passed and in the end, the two met in an unexpected situation. And after an encounter with Naomi, Alex intent to use this opportunity to prove himself to Naomi that he has changed and wanted to return to the times when they were together. Will Alex be able to soften Naomi's ice wall? And will Naomi be able to trust her ex-lover who has hurt her in the past?

WARNING/ R-18+ Bata pa lang si Belyn Kho, sabik na siya sa atensyon ng kanyang magulang. Palagi kasing pabor ang Mommy at Daddy niya sa ate niya. Ika nga lagi siyang second choice kapag wala ng pagpilian.Kaya naman pala ganun kay Belyn ang Mommy at Daddy niya, at ni minsan ‘di niya nararamdaman na minahal siya ng kinagisnang magulang dahil natuklasan ni Belyn, sa mismong debut party niya na ampon lang siya ng pamilya Kho.Okay naman sana kay Belyn dahil wala ng bago. Ano nga naman ang pagkakaiba sa nalaman niyang ampon siya at malamig na turing ng ama at ina. Ni malasakit simula't sapul wala siyang nakuha.Kaya lang, nilayuan siya ng mga kaibigan, lalo na ang kasintahan ng malaman na hindi siya anak ng pamilyang Kho.Pakiramdam ni Belyn siya na ang pinakamalas na nilalang sa balat ng lupa. Walang may gusto sa kaniya. Kaysa magmukmok siya sa bugok niyang nobyo na walang balls, nag-focus na lang si Belyn sa pag-aaral.Paglipas ng dalawang taon, bumagsak ang negosyo ng magulang niya at sa loob ng dalawang buwan ay nakatakda siyang ikasal upang makabangon daw muli ang negosyo na minana pa raw ng Daddy niya sa mga magulang nito.Tumutol si Belyn. This time umalma siya. Gusto ni Belyn sa lalaking mamahalin lang siya magpapakasal, hindi dahil pambayad utang lang.Sa gabi ng kaniyang paglalayas, humingi siya ng tulong sa kaibigan niya. Kaya lang, iba ang dumating — ang bestfriend nito na nagngangalang Aaron Chong, na umaapaw tlsa kisig at hotness. Tuluyan nga kayang makakatakas sa kasal si Belyn?Abangan ang love story ni Belyn Kho at Aaron Chong, Isang gabi sa piling mo.